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You've Got Mail

Chapter Five


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

06/13/10 at 2:12 pm

Subject: Last night...

For someone with a broken arm, you can sure do some things.

I won't get graphic on email but my mind is supplying some pretty awesome memories.

So...tomorrow's Friday and I don't need to be in at work until Monday.

Any plans?

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

06/13/10 at 3:01 pm

Subject: You're lucky I can't work.

With you, I'm lucky if I can get other plans.

And MY GOODNESS GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER. OR NO SEX FOR YOU.

I'm serious.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

06/14/10 at 4:38 pm

Subject: That's harsh.

I can't believe you would threaten me like that.

I'll be over in thirty minutes.

You better be undressed when I get there.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

06/14/10 at 4:59 pm

Subject: How about...

...you wish lover boy.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

06/28/10 at 1:19 pm

Subject: Are you excited?

I'll pick you up right after work to take you to the hospital.

And you know what I'm excited for? Tonight.

If you can do THAT with one hand, I can't wait for what you can do with both.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

06/29/10 at 10:04 am

Subject: Get to work okay?

You looked pretty tired this morning.

Did I tire you out?

Maybe you're getting too old. You should see a doctor about that. If the difference with one hand is enough to make you catatonic, we may have to start worrying.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/01/10 at 11:32 am

Subject: This just in.

Apparently there's a corporate party going on this weekend... Even though we're in that legal battle with Kikyo, she's going to be there.

Want revenge?

How about you show up wearing virtually nothing and I'll be ALL over you and she'll be SO pissed.

It's epic.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/01/10 at 3:50 pm

Subject: You sound like a petty ex-boyfriend.

Let's do it.

Although, YOU WISH I would wear virtually nothing.

Right. Like that's EVER going to happen in public.

Seriously, keep dreaming.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/04/10 at 4:06 pm

Subject: I almost feel bad for her.

Wait. No. She moved my Google Chrome shortcut.

No sympathy here.

Anyways, I'm picking you up at six tonight. Be ready at the bottom of the stairs because I sure as hell am not climbing them all to get there. Will the elevator ever be fixed?

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/04/10 at 4:43 pm

Subject: You still sound petty.

I'll be ready. I was born ready.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/04/10 at 4:52 pm

Subject: Feh.

A woman born ready?

Yeah, that'll be the day.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/05/10 at 8:09 am

Subject: Now that party was amazing.

Kikyo was FUMING!

Literally the moment we stepped into the room, I could practically feel her laser-vision boring holes in my head. At least I wasn't a disaster of a date for once. We got there and everything went really well! Everyone was so amazing too! I guess you typically get a lot of women sucking up to you though, huh? I swear I couldn't count the number of times women flirted with you on both of my hands. It was at least triple that. But you were so cute to stay with me every moment.

Even when Kikyo had that speech about how she'd suffered a lot in recent months and all that. Of course, the entire time she was glaring at us. I don't think there was one person in that room who didn't believe we were the cause.

Oh well. Suck it bitch. I did feel slightly bad though. I mean, you are her ex-husband. She must have cared for you once upon a time. Although she was being a vengeful bitch and stealing your stuff and leaving you messages and DON'T THINK I didn't see her try to steal you away that one time.

Anyways, have a good day with your brother! I know you didn't want to go to work on a weekend but just think of what'll happen when you get back to me.

Of course, when you come back you'll have chocolates and roses with you.

Just because you're the bestest.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/05/10 at 1:25 pm

Subject: Chocolates and roses? REALLY? Wait. DID YOU JUST SWEAR?

I only have a few minutes before slave-driver HALF-brother comes to find me.

I'll be home as fast as I can to wash your mouth out with soap. Don't swear, remember? It's a bad habit. I like you all non-swearing and shit. It's...well you know. Cute or whatever you want to think of it like.

And I have to tell you something.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/05/10 at 1:27 pm

Subject: What?

I thought you said nothing good came from statements like that.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/05/10 at 1:30 pm

Subject: Oh.

Never mind.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/05/10 at 1:33 pm

Subject: HEY!

You can't do that!

Tell me before you have to go!

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/05/10 at 1:35 pm

Subject: Re: HEY!

I love you?

The party just kind of...made it all fit? Ish.

Well, you know.

So yeah.

I love you.

Yeah.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/05/10 at 1:39 pm

Subject: Re: Re: HEY!

And you told me this on email?

...You're adorkable.

I love you too.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/05/10 at 1:41 pm

Subject: Really?

Slave-driver is threatening to kill me now so I have to go.

And I thought... well you said email was our thing so I kind of thought...

Yeah.

I'll see you tonight.

Inuyasha

P.S. Never call me adorkable again or I will kill you.


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/05/10 at 1:45 pm

Subject: Really.

I figure you're already gone but I might as well send this anyways.

This is our thing. Don't doubt it.

You know you'll see me tonight.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/07/10 at 10:38 am

Subject: Best day off ever.

I talked to that friend of mine, the real estate agent? To sell your apartment. She says she can swing selling a tenth floor apartment with no working elevator.

I hope so because you're living with me now whether you like it or not.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/07/10 at 2:29 pm

Subject: Try that again.

You missed something and that could cost you all of the food I was making for you tonight when you got home...

And possibly dessert too.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/07/10 at 2:52 pm

Subject: You wouldn't.

You wouldn't dare take away dessert.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/07/10 at 3:26 pm

Subject: I would.

Oh I would.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

07/07/10 at 4:01 pm

Subject: You are a pain.

But I love you anyways.

There you go: I love you.

You're the biggest pain in the ass EVER but I love you.

Somehow, someway.

It's beyond me.

...I love you. Don't take away dessert.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

07/07/10 at 4:38 pm

Subject: How can I refuse that?

Your dessert will be waiting for you on our bed.

Not wearing anything.

I love you too.

Kagome


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