The Twilight Twenty-Five
Prompt #: 13
Pen name: shoefreak37
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Authors Note: This is completely silly. Enjoy : )
"Have you ever eaten a zebra?" Bella asked, stripping down to her underpants on the striped rug. She was certain that if Edward would just look at her breasts she could convince him.
"Yes, I ate that Zebra," Edward replied, gesturing towards the animal skin, eyes never leaving his newest edition of Better Homes and Gardens.
"Was it go—"
"Are you topless?" Edward asked, realizing Bella was once again attempting to seduce him.
"Bella, you have a vagina," Edward whispered, nose wrinkled in distaste.
Bella stared at him. She opened and closed her mouth twice, blinking.