Who doesnt love facebook? This was inspired by the fact that my inbox is being clogged by my best friend and her boyfriend flirting over a photo that I tagged them in. I am very tempted to continue this. Drop a review, let me know what you think.

SPOILERS: Set after IM2 so expect them.

DISCLAIMER: I own neither Iron Man or Facebook. If only...

Tony Stark is in a relationship with Virginia "Pepper" Potts

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Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Hang on, I didnt approve that. STARK, your ass better not have hacked my account again

Tony Stark: How could it have been me? I've been with you and the board all afternoon

James Rhodes: You're having a lovers spat already? What's it been? Two days?

Tony Stark: Go to hell Rhodey.

Natasha Romanoff: I really WAS kidding about the honeymoon. When did this happen?

James Rhodes: They were making out on one of the roof's after Tony saved Pepper from an eploding Hammer drone.

Natasha Romanoff: Really?

Natasha Romanoff: Hang on, how do YOU know that?

James Rhodes: Tony decided to land on the same roof that I was already on.

Virginia "Pepper" Potts is tempted to castrate Tony Stark with a rusty spoon

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Tony Stark: I didnt do anything I swear!

JARVIS would probably have a headache if he wasn't a computer

Harold Hogan: You're the lucky one Jarvis

Tony Stark: Since when are you on facebook Jarvis? And WHY?

JARVIS: I have found that it is a simple way to communicate with you after you mute me for passing on advise sir

Virginia "Pepper" Potts is single

James Rhodes: You broke you ALREADY?

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Don't make me find my spoon James.

James Rhodes: *Squirms*

Tony Starks wants a kiss

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: I'm sure I have Christine's number somewhere

Tony Stark: But I don't want her number

Tony Stark wants a kiss from Virginia "Pepper" Potts

Virginia "Pepper" Potts is tempted to borrow Natasha Romanoff's gun

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Harold Hogan: Please don't encourage her Nat

JARVIS: I agree with Mr Hogan. I estimate that Miss Potts is 78% likely to actually shoot Mr Stark

Tony Stark: I don't like that. Where's the dislike button?

Natasha Romanoff is tempted to lock Virginia "Pepper" Potts and Tony Stark in the closet

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Tony Stark: Oh, your ass is fired. Again

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: No she isn't

Tony Stark: You aren't CEO anymore, I can do what I want

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Natasha is MY PA. You can't fire her unless you fire me

Tony Stark: Who's idea was that?

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Yours

Tony Stark: Dammit

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: XD

Natasha Romanoff: Are you SURE you aren't secretly married? Cause you argue like you are

Tony Stark: WHAT!

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: WHAT!

Harold Hogan: *high fives Natasha*

Natasha Romanoff: *receives high five from Happy*

Tony Stark is firing both Harold Hogan and Natasha Hogan

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: No you're not

Tony Stark: Why not?

Harold Hogans wants ice cream

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Natasha Romanoff: Nice subject change

Harold Hogan: Thank you. Not that it will shut them up.

Natasha Romanoff: I'm thinking alcohol and Vegas

Harold Hogan: XD

Harold Hogan: You...wanna wanna go for ice cream?

Natasha Romanoff: Sure

JARVIS wants a fire extinguisher

Virginia "Pepper" Potts: Why do you need a fire extinguisher Jarvis?

JARVIS: I was hoping to cool you and Mr Stark down Miss Potts

James Rhodes: TOLD!

Tony Stark wants to borrow Natasha Romanoff's gun