I have strange ideas, this is one of them. I don't own SGU.


The identity of whoever had decided that the whiteboard and seemingly infinite supply of whiteboard markers had been important enough to grab during the evacuation was unknown. The only reason they even knew someone had grabbed the gigantic thing was because one morning it popped up in the mess hall with no explanation and the box of markers next to it.

There was also a rather interesting note posted on it, encouraging them to write on the board until it was full.

It took two days for the first person to write anything.


"Attention, to the person who keeps taking the kinos and setting them up in inconvenient places to retrieve them from. STOP! Seriously, I have to go get them myself people, and I've got like fifteen other things I'm supposed to be doing." – Eli.

"Get back to work, Eli." – Rush.

"I found a few kinos in the showers, I'm just going to assume they're from the guy stealing them and give you the benefit of the doubt. But if I find them in there again I swear to God I will cut a bitch." - Lt. James. "PS, I returned the kinos to the kino room, you're welcome Eli."

"Bwahaha, you'll never catch me!" – Kino thief.


Tic tac toe game, 'X' won.


"Stuck on Destiny
No way to escape from here
Refrigerator." – Anonymous.

" 'Refrigerator'?" – Eli.

"I needed five syllables." – Anonymous.

"I told you to get back to work, Eli." – Rush.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going. I'll be in the core if anyone needs Me." – Eli.

"I advise you not to need him." – Rush.


"I think that we need to start organizing events to raise moral, everyone I've talked with is too depressed." – Anonymous.

"I completely agree, we need some fun things to do together, everyone. Otherwise we'll all be at each other's throats all the time." – Anonymous.

"Agreed. Let's come up with some ideas." – Anonymous.

"We need to come up with ways of distinguishing between different anonymous." – Eli. "PS: Anonymi? What's the plural?"

"Eli…" – Rush.

"I know, I know, back to work." – Eli.


Several drawings of planets they'd been to, very well done.


"Board full, no more posts until tomorrow." – Boardmaster.

"Ooh, lookit me! I'm defying you!" – Anonymous.

*Boardmaster hits anonymous.*

"Ow." – Anonymous.


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