Disclaimer: If I owned LotR I would not be writing this fic! I'd be dead!
A/N: Okay, I've wanted to write this fic for a long time. It has not been beta'd, so there may be some mistakes, but I think it will probably be overuse of commas. This will also be slightly AU because I know very well that there are blond haired elves in Imaldris. And a big hannon le to Alya Thranduiliell for the name!
"Mae govannen Thranduil, Legolas!" Elrohir called as Legolas and Thranduil dismounted from their horses.
"Mae govannen!" they responded.
"You know, I just noticed something," Aragorn said as he watched Legolas and Thranduil head up to their rooms to change into fresh clothes.
"And what would that be?" Elladan asked looking curiously at Estel.
"Legolas, Thranduil, and Glorfindel are the only blond haired elves in Imaldris!"
"Hmm, I do believe you're right!" Elrohir said thoughtfully. "Are you two thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think we are!" Elladan and Estel said in unison. They started making plans for their next prank.
"So tonight then?" Elrohir asked when he saw Legolas coming back.
"The sooner the better!"
"What are you whispering about?" Legolas asked them. "Planning a new way to give your father gray hair?"
"Not exactly," Elrohir told him. At that moment, the dinner bell rang and they headed off toward the dining room.
It was after midnight when the sons of Elrond all converged outside of Aragorn's room. Elrohir was carrying three bottles in his arms, and he handed one to each of his brothers. "I'll take Glorfindel, Elladan, you do Thranduil, and you can do Legolas Estel."
With that they headed in their separate directions. Elrohir quietly crept into Glorfindel's room. The Balrog slayer was fast asleep, snoring softly. Glorfindel snoring? Hmm, I never knew he snored. Elrohir went into Glorfindel's bathroom and replaced the elf's shampoo with his bottle and crept out. He then went back to Aragorn's room to meet with the others.
Elladan had a slightly harder time than his brother. When he entered Thranduil's room he accidently knocked the king's crown off the dresser and it fell with a clatter to the floor. Elladan froze. Thranduil stirred slightly, turned over and fell back into a deep sleep. The next part of his mission went smoothly enough. Elladan replaced Thranduil's shampoo bottle with his own bottle and left the bathroom. Elladan quietly closed the bathroom door and turned away. It was then that he saw it. A line of drool sliding down the King of Mirkwood's chin. Elladan gaped. Thranduil was drooling? That was going to be great blackmail material!
Aragorn had an easiest time of it. He quickly slipped in and out of Legolas' room and then went back to meet his brothers.
"Success?" Aragorn asked.
"Yes! Did you know that Glorfindel snores?" Elrohir asked.
"And that Thranduil drools?" Elladan added.
"You're joking!" Aragorn was shocked. Those two elven lords doing something like drooling and snoring? It was unbelievable.
The three said good night to each other and went to bed.
The next morning when the three went down to breakfast, Elrond was seated at the table, but their blond haired friends were not.
"Have you seen Legolas, Thranduil, and Glorfindel this morning?" Elrond asked them. The three hid their grins and replied that they hadn't.
They had waited for fifteen minutes for the three elves to show up when they heard the first scream.
"Elrondions, I swear I will kill you!" came the yell, which was followed by two others of similar nature.
Legolas, Thranduil, and Glorfindel appeared in the doorway with wet hair that was…jet black! Elladan, Elrohir, and Aragorn tried to contain their laughter, but it came out anyway. They looked at their father who looked as though he wanted to start laughing too.
"Well," said Elrond, "It looks as if you three fit in with nicely with the rest of us!" The three elven lords did not look amused.
"Would you grant us the permission to kill your sons, Elrond?" Glorfindel asked the Lord of Rivendell.
"I'm afraid I can't. Though you may have your revenge on them as long as you don't kill them," Elrond replied.
Legolas, Thranduil, and Glorfindel grinned at the twins and sat down to eat all the while thinking of methods of revenge.
Well, there you have it! I'm going to write a sequel or another chapter on their revenge. Review please!