Warning: This was created purely for no purpose whatsoever and probably isn't of my best quality so if you click on it you lost the game. Now onto something completely different. Oh, btw, I don't own Dora the Explorer!


Once upon a time, Dora and Boots were strolling down a road singing about whatever it was that they were doing. As they were looking at their magical map, trying to find out which way would be the most hazardous, they heard a noise.

"What was that?" Dora asked, not Boots, but you, apparently. Indeed, what was that noise, could it be...?

"It must've been Swiper!" Boots concluded for you, because they can neither see nor hear you through the screen. Swiper popped out of the bushes laughing maniacally.

"Say it with me everyone! Swiper noooo-" Dora began chanting, but Swiper smacked her in the face.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME YOUR MAGICAL MAP AND OTHER EXPLORING ACCESSORIES!"

"Wha- what?" Boots was dumbfounded.

"You heard me, banana sucker! Do you two realize how much those would sell on the black market? Hand them over!" And with that Swiper stole the magical talking... stuff.

"POR QUUUEEEE?" Screamed Backpack, as he and Map were stolen away.

"You can't do this to me! I'm the map! The map! THE MAAAAAAAAP!" Map cried angrily.

"LAS PAPAS FRITAAAAAS!" Screamed Boots as he fell to the ground (speaking no Spanish, his words were unfitting.).

"Boots, we have no time for that!" Scolded Dora.

"Pero, me gusta bebo mantequilla!" Boots protested, not knowing what he was saying.

"Just shut up, Boots!" Dora slapped him in the face.


TO BE CONTINUED...?

If you want this nonsense to go on, please review!

TRANSLATIONS:

Por Que? (should have an accent above the e, but can't do that on my computer.) = Why?

Las Papas Fritas = French Fries

Pero, me gusta bebo mantequilla! = But, I like to drink butter!

Thank you, and I hope this amused somebody for a couple of seconds XD