"It's dark." Private gulped as he trembled.
"It's dank. And it smells like crap." Kowalski deducted as he folded his flippers. "Yep. We're in the sewer."
Skipper groaned as he hit his head on the solid brick wall next to him several times. "Can this damn day get any worse?"
Suddenly, gurgling was heard in the pipes, and the three penguins were over swept by disgusting sewer water, being taken to the ocean. These poor penguins would never see the light of day again. Poor Rico, on the other hand, met a rather violent end with a fight against the falcon that kidnapped him.
But since this is a fanfic based on a cartoon, they ended up reviving, and all was well. Or was it...?