Pokemon Party

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yee-haw! Time to get the fanfic train rolling and have some fun with this thing, yo! I'm on fire tonight, baby! And with May rolling on out and with June coming in, with Spring making way for the glory that is Summer, well... I might as well let May end with a bang! Speaking of which, if you know what I mean, I'd love to bang a certain May... but that's beyond the point. Anyway, enjoy this funtastic fanfic, ladies and gentlemen!

Additional Note: Oh, and by the way... just try and decode the voices for the particular characters in this following chapter. It's quite... interesting. Hohohohoho.

Disclaimer: Everything in this belongs to Nintendo, GAME FREAK, and Creatures Inc. But mostly Nintendo.


"Come on. Move it towards there."

"No no, put it here, put it here!"

"Put it where?"

"On the table, silly!"

"What table? There's nothing here but us inside this stupid box!"

"Oh! ...Yeah, I knew that."

"Please."

"I... I don't know, guys, this seems so long and hard..."

"Pfft. Your butt's harder than this, come on now."

"Hey! That was rather rude!"

"Shush shush, it's time to see who's getting the lucky prize."

"Oh, oh! I hope it's me I hope it's me I hope it's me!"

"Settled down! All we have to do is keep our sanity in this pitch black box..."

"I don't even remember how many of us are in here. How many of us are in here?"

"Probably like seven."

"Yeesh. I can't believe I agreed to be in this stupid game with you six idiots."

"That's not a very nice thing to say..."

"Says you."

"Guys, no fighting, remember? It's just a game."

"To see how long we can sit in this box?"

"Yes! Exactly!"

"I don't know why, but I feel cramped in here..."

"You always feel cramp."

"Well, certainly this can't go on for too long. We do have other party games, right?"

"Yes, of course mah boi, but this is a determined game where we must focus in the most-"

"Oopsie... I just farted. Sorry, guys."

"Ugh."

"Ewww."

"Great. Just great, it couldn't get anymore worse-"

"Whoopsie doopsie, I farted again. Tee hee!"

"Girl, you keep that gas plugged up in your ass."

"Why are we having this conversation?"

"Why are we still in this box? It's dark, it's cramped, and now it smells like ass!"

"Not my fault you guys voted for this to be picked. If you wanted something else, you should have voted for something else."

"I'll vote you for something else-"

One of the three male Snover lifted up the stiff cardboard box, to reveal Gardevoir, Lucario, Zoroark, Pachirisu, Chatot, a female Torchic, and the head penguin himself, Mr. Pimplup.

"Uhh... this is... awkward..." The Snover stated as he tossed the cardboard box away, rubbing the back of his head.

Gardevoir looked at her stomach as she rubbed it right her right hand, letting out another loud fart. "Golly, I really am Gassyvoir." She giggled as the others chuckled along, with Lucario and Zoroark both face palming themselves in embarrassment of Gardevoir and disgust.