Texts from Last Night: Konoha Edition
Yes… it's exactly what it sounds like. Haha. A few sidenotes… I realize that all living in Konoha, they would all presumably have the same area code. For the sake of simplicity, though, I assigned a randomly-chosen area code to each person. I don't own TFLN or Naruto… but this was too good to pass up. Enjoy!
dude it's official… Anko doesn't wear anything under those fishnets.
and how do you know this?
Note to self: the power of gin and tonics will win out over the power of youth just about any day.
u know that rlly hot akatsuki chick with the blonde hair? yeah, not a chick. will explain later.
Seeing what was under that mask was definitely not worth what happened afterward.
I just found about fifty dango sticks stuck into the headboard of my bed in the shape of the letter 'A'. I think I just figured out who came home from the bar with me last night.
Have you ever had ramen with peanut butter in it?
u are high, aren't u?
somebody really should have warned Rock Lee that there's alcohol in cough syrup.
Like that could be enough to matter.
clearly you werent at the bar last night.
Yeah, he SAID he had a condom with him. Psht. Whatever. Just ask Kurenai how that one worked out for her.
she kept asking me if Kiba actually did it doggy-style.
you told her no, right?
are u kidding? I told her 2 go ask him ;)
Icha icha book signing tomorrow!
that translates to "drunken house party at Jiraiya's" right?
duh! u r comin right?
of course! wouldnt miss it for the world!
he blamed everything on the stupid kyuubi ,but i don't think the ninetailed fox was what told him it would be a good idea to take 4 shots and start grinding on hinata.
Then I was like "well who HASNT had dream sex with the kazekage?"
he told me he was about to leave for an S-ranked mission and it was my civic duty to give him a blow job.
So did you do it?
whatEVER. I told him to talk to tsunade. Hopefully he knew I meant to talk to her about cancelling the mission, not about the blowjob. oops.
And then she asked me to tell her what color lingerie she was wearing. I was like "I just use byakugan on missions, not to be a perv"
all he would say is "pineapple," over and over and over. i think that was his drunken attempt to call our attention to shikamaru's hair.
it took like five hours to convince him that just because Temari grew up in the desert that doesnt automatically make her a bellydancer. Then he was really disappointed and started drinking again.
yes, I imagine he could copy your dance moves with sharingan. No, I don't think he would try.
We found him under the hokage monuments with a heart drawn on his forehead in wasabi paste. he was still trying to convince us that he was the kazekage so we needed to give him free beer.
did u do it?
of course! That was awesome!
Thus concludes chapter one. Thanks for reading! :D