The Lone Gunmen Are The True Americans

Originally We Are The True Americans by Christine Lavin

We are the true Americans

We love conspiracies

Girls love the Lone Gunman

Especially those of us real geeky

We don't approve of any government

Or the right to lie at all

Only we have intelligence

Only we know who is right to call

So join with John Fitzgerald Byers

And the tech-geek Ringo Langly

And the fabulous Melvin Frohike

Perfect role models for you and me

Yes, we are the true Americans

Everything you know is wrong

If you're not with us, we have to fear you

But that's okay because paranoia makes us strong

Paranoia makes us so darn strong!

Author's Note: What do you think? Please review! It makes me happy! Long live the Lone Gunmen!