Authors Note: Soooo, HIYA! Wow, its been a while since I've written anything more than a song. I just haven't really had a chance… I could sit here and describe to you everything that has prevented me from writing, or I could skip the excuses and go straight to it. All I have to say is thank Dog for smart things like phones and iPods. Anyhoo, Priceless Gifts is, obviously, on hold for now. I did write out another chapter at one point in time but lost it somewhere between my 3,000 mile move across country. So, on with the show.

This story is just going to be made up of random one shots or drabbles that pop into my head. Most will be funny some maybe a little angsty. All completely Royai and will have fluff in at least one point of the chapter. There will be no specific update time but I do promise not to leave you guys hanging like I did on my last one. As for this little number twas just random. I'm not entirely sure if my facts on pregnancy are correct but I don't really care. It's a fan fiction, if there's a problem, let me know, but I'm not going to look up anything on the subject…anymore… and risk freaking my mom out… again. I should probably warn you, it is a little cliché. Your typical Royai moments that have been written over and over again. But like I said, just randomness that pops into my head.

Disclaimer: I DON"T own Full Metal Alchemist. If I did it would be called Flame Alchemist and would be a wee bit more fluffy…. Hehehe….kidding. Regardless, I don't own it. Blah.

On a side note….monkeys.

"Hey there, buddy," Roy said leaning over his wife's slightly protruding stomach. Riza started laughing causing him to turn his attention to her.

"Are you expecting him to talk back?"

This time it was Roy's turn to chuckle, "Well, not exactly. Maybe move or something. I read somewhere that it's possible that they understand you." Riza lifted an eyebrow and smirked.

" Somewhere? You mean that copy of 'What to Expect When You're Expecting' that's hiding under your pillow?" He shrugged, not even bothering to deny it. Roy knew she would find it and probably shouldn't have tried hiding it in the first place.

" I just want to be the best father I can be for him" Riza smiled, touched by the sincere words coming from her husband's mouth. She moved her hand down to stroke his cheek.

"Maes already has the best father he could get." Truth be told, she'd been toying with names since they'd found out the sex of the baby that morning and decided to throw it out there.

"Maes, huh?" A small, sad smile crept to his face as he thought of what his late best friend would think about that. "I like that"

"I thought you would."

Roy turned his attention back to her stomach, "What do you think about that, Maes?"

He rested his hand near her side and felt something move under it. His expression brightened as he looked back up to Riza's face.

"See, told you," he said proudly. He watched as she paled and then her entire face flushed.

"Actually, Roy. That was gas."

AN: Reviews are very welcome…. I'm always open to constructive criticism.