me: "ITACHI I LOVE U! URE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME! MARRY ME U SEXY SEXY THANG"

itachi: "hn."

me: "is that a yes? :D"

itachi: "absolutely not. mongekyo-"

me: "ooo 72 hours of sex? :D"

itachi: "not quite."

(then, in the illusion:)

me: "haha im tied to the cross... I FEEL LIKE JESUS XD"

itachi: *takes out sword* "prepare yourself"

me: "well i kinda cant... my hands r tied..."

itachi: "what r u talking about?"

me: "ure gonna stick ur sword in meh :D"

itachi: "hn. im-"

me: :D

itachi: O.O

me: :D

itachi: O_O

me: :D

itachi: O.o

me: *smoochy smoochy*

itachi: "...KISAME HALPPPP!"

XD (end my fantasy-i mean flashback)