Mismagius was being tortued by a large piece of vanilla cake. Mismagius bliunked as she was zapped, the piece of cake not taking too kindly to her.
Suddenly, Zekrom and Reshiram both bursted into the castle, looking at Mismagius, then at the piece of cake, and then at each other.
"I got here first," Zekrom stated as he flexed his muscles. "Back off, white and furry."
"No, I got here first," Reshiram replied as he pushed Zekrom back. "Armor head with tattoos."
"What, with your wang?" Zekrom stated as he pointed at Reshiram's bottom wing, zapping it with a bolt of bluish electricity.
"Better than your fat ass!" Reshiram snorted as he fired a Flamethrower at Zekrom's head.
Zekrom and Reshiram began beating the ever loving crap out of each other as Mismagius sighed, turning invisible and floating out of the castle. The piece of cake then melted, sad that Mismagius was no longer its prisoner.