A/N: I got the idea for this drabble from the last sentence (just popped into my head like an axe-wielding maniac), so I decided to write the thing. Wahey.
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"Gawd, Laney," Reno drawled, poking my shoulder in a really irritating way. I tried to ignore him, focusing on what I was doing. He poked me again.
"What is it, Reno?" I growled.
"If ya wanna be a beauty queen, Turks ain't the place. Ya considered enterin' Miss Midgar?"
"Very funny, Reno." Turning my attention back to my nails, I saw with annoyance that he'd jogged my arm enough to smudge one of them.
"But seriously, Laney, what's the point in that stuff?"
I rolled my eyes. "If you wear nail polish, nobody can see the blood under your nails."
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A/N: Yeah, dude, see that? Exactly one hundred words! Yeah, man!