A/N T'Key'la? This one's for you. I don't actually have anything against Star wars myself, I just don't obsess over it like I used to. *Takes a moment to watch Obi-Wan fight Darth Vader* However, I assume there are Trekkies out there who hate Star Wars and vice versa.

Is it bad that I've been replaying A New Hope over and over these past 36 hours?

EDIT: I got an anonymous review with the name of (). In response to your request: I don't watch Doctor Who. I don't know enough about the series to make one. Sorry ^^;

You know you're obsessed with Star Wars when...
You can name the main and supporting cast of every movie.

You camped out to get tickets for a midnight showing of every movie.

You often stress the point that, while The Phantom Menace was chronologically the first, A New Hope was the first one made.

You often send people off by saying 'May the Force be with you'.

You like people with the names Ben, Luke, etc.

You get annoyed that, even though Luke's lightsaber in Return of the Jedi is green on the cover, it is shown on the disk as blue.

You fangirl over Mark Hammil and Harrison Ford to this day, even though they're both old enough to be your grandpas.

You've gone as Slave Leia at least once for Halloween/Comic Con/ other.

Screw those damn critics and their negative reviews; you fucking love the prequel trilogy (This is me).

You watch the movies (any one of the seven) every day (This used to be me).

You want an Ewok SO BADLY.

You camped out to see a midnight showing of at least one of the movies.

You've actually bothered to think about it and have concluded that every event that happens in the movies can be blamed on the Trade Federation.

You get annoyed when you meet a so-called "fan" of Star Wars and they have no clue that Leia eventually became a Jedi or that Luke got married and has a kid.

Seriously, people – read the damn books.

You were so thrilled that they were making a seventh movie (and making it a TV series) that you broke something in a happy fit.

And didn't give a fuck; moar Star Wars!

Star Trek fans piss you off (not me).

You weren't afraid of getting stuck in some trash compactor... thingy until you saw A New Hope.

One of your Trekkie friends (assuming you have any) forced you to watch The Search for Spock, and when Sarek appeared wearing the cloak, your first thought was "Jedi!" (Again, this was me).

The ending of Return of the Jedi made you tear up.

You were stunned out of your mind when you found out Vader was Luke's father.

And you were staring slack-jawed at the screen long after the movie ended.

Seriously, what the fucking Hell just happened here!

You meet people who are a lot like you; get along with you and make you laugh, and drop them like a hot potato when you find out they hate Star Wars.

Despite the ridiculousness, you like Jar Jar Binks.

Someone tells you they like Justin Bieber, and you say "Fuck her, I like Star Wars!"

Unless, you know... You actually LIKE Justin Bieber.

Oh, who am I kidding? How many teeny-bopper little pop-princesses do you know that that like Star Wars?

When you see Christmas colors you think of Luke's fight with his father; or Qui-Gon fighting Darth Maul, not the other way around.

You own at least one toy lightsaber.

And at least one action figure.

You get swamped with plot bunnies for Star Wars fanfiction on a daily basis.

You've wondered if the Sith ever thought to use lightsabers that weren't red.

I mean, you'd think they get them mixed up a lot!