One-shot: Brittany's Kissed List
It had been about a week since Brittany kissed Rachel, or, as she liked to call it 'The Brittberry Moment'. Rachel had taken to giving her odd, suspicious looks during Glee practice. Brittany, of course, had no idea such looks were being shot and had been contently humming to herself and thinking about Lord Tubbington and his Atkins diet.
The blond Cheerio hummed happily to herself as she walked down the hallway with a slightly confused expression on her face. She heard a laugh and paused in her walking. She quickly hid, covering her face with her hands.
There it was again!
She peeked out between her fingers, to find that kid with the really big mouth staring down at a tiny screen that had blue people one it! She stepped closer, looking over his shoulder at the iPod.
"You're that new kid."
He jumped away, quickly hiding it behind his back. His cheeks flushed a light red. He had been watching Avatar. "Brittany… what're you doing here?"
She eyed him suspiciously for a moment, "How do you know my name?"
"I'm Sam. Remember?"
She tilted her head, eyes unfocused for a moment before nodding to herself. "You don't like green eggs and ham," she said matter-of-factly. Her eyes trailed up his face until they settled on his hair and he shifted uncomfortably.
"You have a big mouth and we have the same color hair. Yours is really shiny, but mine's prettier."
What was he supposed to say to that?
"We should make out." She started dragging him towards the Janitors closet. And Sam? Well, he was majorly confused, but when she started kissing him who was he to argue.
Brittany smiled happily to herself; once again her record was perfect. She skipped out, leaving behind a dazed Sam.
I'm not too sure about this one. :/