NOTE: It is very difficult to find words that rhyme with Inaba. :I

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit on the sofa
I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Inaba

In urban Tokyo born and raised
At Junes is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
S. Linking with my bros outside of school

When I got home something didn't feel right
My parents just stood there; did they get in a fight?
Dad said "Son, we'll be gone for a year, till March 21
So you're moving with your uncle and cuz in Inaba"

I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But Mom packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss, Dad gave me my ticket
So I boarded the train and thought "I might as well kick it!"

Sitting all silent, feeling real bad ass
Looked aloof and smirked at everyone that passed
I wonder if folks in Inaba will think I'm cool?
Of course they would, if not they'd be a fool

I'm awesome, I'm sexy, I'm really all that
So Inaba's the perfect place for this cool cat
I looked out the window, watched the scenery pass us
Look out, country hicks, for the Prince of Inaba!

Well, the train finally stopped, heard the whistle shout
I saw a girly gas attendant, he really stood out
He came up, shook my hand, made my stomach feel weird
Just like that the guy left, he vanished, disappeared

I heard someone call my name as they drove near
On the side it said POLICE, and was that a camera in the mirror?
I felt someone watching me, though I couldn't tell what
But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Inaba!"

We pulled up to the house about seven or eight
But with all the fog in the air it felt even later
I was finally there, at the house of Dojima
Taking seat on my throne as the Prince of Inaba