Moaning Myrtle inspired. Gotta love her =)

Sticks and Stones

By Moony

I know I'm not that pretty
But there's no need to laugh
And you may call be stupid, 'cause
My wit's not even half!
But this is what I say to you,
Who think it's quite a riot
I have feelings, too, you know,
So teasing me? Just try it!
I'll flood the toilets! Make a mess!
And see you dripping wet
I'll scream and shout and wail and sob
And that's not all you'll get!

But after that, when all is done,
I'll sniffle and I'll whimper
I'm lonely and I'm not well-liked,
If only death was simpler!