South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 1 1/2: Butters' story

By Technomaru

Chapter 1: Everyone Knows it's Butters!

Note: I do not own South Park nor the movie, This Fanfic is something that I thought can't be done. Something that fans would wonder... What if the movie was told from the point of view from a minor character in the show and movie who became one of the most popular characters by season six... despite making a major named appearance in season three... Yes him... BUTTERS!

Yes this fanfic will be uncensord since the movie has uncensored bad language and shit... see that! It didn't get bleeped motherfuckers! I want this fucking piece of shit to be the most vulgar fanfic I have ever written, more vulgar than that piece of shit I wrote called "Straw Hat Guy"... FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! however I can't use the musical numbers because of the motherfuckers who report the use... so whoever is planning to do so while reading this I have one thing to say to you... FUCK OFF YA DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATING UNCLE FUCKER!

Oh and I hope my girlfriend doesn't read this... she doesn't like South Park (and after the controversy and shit "Bloody Mary" caused, I don't blame her!)

The following is a experiment in seeing if this fanfic has potential or if I will get in trouble with my peers for using too much bad language...

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of the war is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary 4 Grader from South Park Elementary, not a care in the world, and told you that I didn't have a name or a major role until the third season... well that was true... that and I'm totally ripping off the opening line from Spider-Man.

Remember the American Canadian war of 1999, sure you heard about Eric, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan's involvement in the war but did anyone wonder what I went through in the war? Yeah did anyone care about little Butters? Well time to tell the tale...

It all started when I went Ice Skating with Clyde and the others..."


Butters was ice skating with the other kids at Stark's Pond, he starts singing "Mountain Town" but then Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Ike, and Cartman arrive to the pond with smiles on their faces. Clyde asks them, "Hey where have you guys been all day?"

Stan replies, "Oh nowhere, We just went to go see the Terrance and Phillip movie!"

The kids all gasped, Butters thinks to himself, "Aw Hamburgers! I heard it was R-rated, how did they see it?"

Cartman then shouts, "Hey, stop crowding us you shitfaced cockmasters!"

The kids are awestuck by the bad language. Stan then says to them, "Yeah, you're all a bunch of ass-ramming uncle fuckers!" The kids remain in awe as Clyde says to Token, "We have got to see this movie, dude."

Kyle then proudly says to the kids, "Terrance and Phillip are Canadian, just like my brother."

Butters then wonders in his own mind, "Wow, they saw the movie and instantly became cool... no no if I saw it then my parents will ground me... oh fudge it, they always ground me no matter what they do! Uh oh maybe I should ground myself for having a thought like that!"

Cartman then asks the kids, "Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me?… I said, WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' TOUCH ME?" Butters then touches Cartman and is awestruck.

Clyde then says to the kids, "Come on gang! We've got to see this movie!"

And so the kids followed Clyde, especially Butters...