South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 1 1/2: Butters' story
Chapter 3: At School
Note: I do not own South Park nor the movie, This Fanfic is something that I thought can't be done. Something that fans would wonder... What if the movie was told from the point of view from a minor character in the show and movie who became one of the most popular characters by season six... despite making a major named appearance in season three... Yes him... BUTTERS!
Yes this fanfic will be uncensord since the movie has uncensored bad language and shit... see that! It didn't get bleeped motherfuckers! I want this fucking piece of shit to be the most vulgar fanfic I have ever written, more vulgar than that piece of shit I wrote called "Straw Hat Guy"... FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! however I can't use the musical numbers because of the motherfuckers who report the use... so whoever is planning to do so while reading this I have one thing to say to you... FUCK OFF YA DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATING UNCLE FUCKER!
Currently I am very depressed because of the shit my step-mother and her daughter give me, (I swear she's starting to act like her mom) and since that fucking bitch doesn't read read this fanfic... and the fact that I mostly work on this story when she pisses me off... AND this fanfic is ok with the use of naughty NC-17 language I have this to say...
KIMBERLY MORRIS SOTO IS A FUCKING CUNT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANSGENDER HERMAPHRODITE, SHE KEEPS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN A WHITE BOOK THAT HER DAUGHTER ONCE SHOWED ME AND IT MADE ME VOMIT! SHE IS A CUNT... NO BETTER YET SHE IS A "SHITCUNT"! AND I'M NOT MAKING UP THE WHITE BOOK COMMENT!
Well that sorta made me feel 79 percent better... well on to the story...
(The next day in South Park Elementary)
Everyone in class except Wendy and Gregory started singing "Uncle Fucka" while wearing Terrance and Phillip Shirts. Butters, who just happens to be not wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt just so anyone won't think he saw the movie, then thinks to himself, "Oh geez my fucking dick needs to take a piss, I gotta get the fuck out of here... man that movie is making me talk funny."
So Butters then does "number one" and when he gets back he hears Cartman tells Mr. Garrison, "How would you like to suck my balls?" Mr. Garrison then asks, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Cartman then replies, "Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was (picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks) "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" Mr. Garrison is shocked and sends Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman to Mr. Mackey's office since he's acting as principal because Principal Victoria is in the Hell's Pass Hospital because she was diagnosed with breast cancer.
Soon it's lunchtime, Butters then gets out his lunchbag and then pulls out two apples, then he starts singing:
"Loo loo loo, I've got some apples, loo loo loo, you've got some too..."
Then he sees the boys talking to chef and Stan asking about the clitoris. But then all of a sudden, Mr. Mackey starts speaking on the P.A. system:
"Attention, students! We are now enforcing a new dress code at South Park Elementary. Terrance and Phillip shirts are no longer allowed in school. Anyone wearing a Terrance and Phillip shirt is to be sent home immediately!"
And so everyone who is wearing one, (or not such as Kenny) ran home. Butters then walks by Wendy and Gregory and asks them, "Hey, why aren't you guys leaving, don't you like Terrance and Phillip?" Wendy then asks Butters, "Who are you?"
Butters then goes home and thinks to himself, "Boy oh boy, I sure hope my parents never find out I saw that "Terrance and Phillip" movie..."
(Dinner time at the Stotches)
Butters was having tuna casserole for dinner and he says, "Fuck ya! We finally got some fuckin' tuna casserole! Can you pass me the fucking bread? I love my grandma... she's a ass ramming uncle fucker! Umm dad what exactly is a "ass ramming uncle fucker"?"
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch have their mouths wide open and Grandma Stotch fainted at hearing the words... Mr. Stotch then says, "I knew it..." Then he turns red and shouts, "YOU SAW THAT MOVIE DIDN'T YOU! YOU SAW "BIG DADDY"!"
Butters then looks confused and asked "Big Daddy?"
Mr. Stotch then says, "UMM... I mean you saw that one movie with the flappy headed guys... either way I won't ground you... I'll let the school deal with it this time!"
Butters seems even more worried since this isn't like his father to not ground him.
(At school on the next day)
Mr. Mackey then tells the kids in his class, "Uh, kids, I wanna welcome you to Rehabilitation, m'kay? Your mothers insisted that you be taken from your normal schoolwork and placed into Rehab to learn not to swear. "
Kyle then asks, "How are we going to do that?"
Mr. Mackey then replies, "Oh that's easy." Soon Mr. Mackey then walks over to a piano and starts playing while singing:
"There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay,
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch...
(Sorry again fans. Those assramming unclefuckers who like to report to this website to the use of the songs are on the prowl so I cannot type "It's easy mmmkay" in all of it's vulgar glory, so if you fans love this song then either put on the DVD or the official soundtrack for full effect. If those of you are here just to narc on me for using songs in this story then fuck you!
However for the fans I will give you the four steps on not swearing:
Step 1: instead of "ass", say "buns", like "kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step 2: instead of "shit", say "poo", as in "bull-poo," "poo-head" and "this poo is cold"
Step 3: with "bitch", drop the t, 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity
Step 4: don't say "fuck" anymore, 'cause "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
So just use the word "M'kay."
fuck you... umm I mean thank you very much!)
Mr. Mackey then says, "Now you're cured! You can take the rest of the afternoon off for personal reflection, m'kay? Find your own constructive way to better yourself, m'kay?
TO BE CONTINUED...