Okay! I got this idea whilst I was on MSN with my friend, we started pretending we were countries and talking as the country. Being England is so funny XD Just so you know. This isn't only chatting on MSN, its other stuff aswell. It was originally just going to be MSN but then I found myself writing more and more and getting more ideas so now, The MSN thing is just part of the story! xD
But anyway, Enjoy. since I don't really know what else to do with this I would appreciate some suggestions,da?
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. *cries*. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himuruya ( lucky D: )
Using a mix of human names and country names. XD
America has entered the conversation!
England has entered the conversation!
America: Hi Iggy!
England: Don't call me Iggy.
America: Aww, But Iggy is a cute nickname! Even russia said so!
England: HE said it was cute? It must be a bloody bad nickname then!
America: Oh! Tony says hi! =D
England: Stop talking about your bloody pet alien, Git.
America: He's not JUST a pet alien, He is my super cool sidekick and he helps me come up with heroic ideas!, Not that I need any help.
England: Sure, That's why every time we're at a world conference, you decide on making a bloody super hero!
Russia has entered the conversation!
England: Russia? what are you doing here?
Russia: It's a nice day today, da?
England: It's bloody raining o_o
Russia: It may be raining, but it is the perfect day to become one with me, da?
Russia has logged out.
America laughed as he watched Russia asked England, yet again, to become one with him. He stretched and went downstairs to the kitchen feeling thirsty. "Some nice coke'll do!" he said smiling happily while opening the bottle and quickly chugging down half a bottle. He put the bottle on the side and grabbed a hamburger out of the stash he had in his cupboard, he then picked up his coke and made his way back upstairs. When he got back to his computer, he found a message England had left him on MSN.
England: I'm glad he finally bloody logged out.
England: You take a bloody long time to reply, or are you stuffing your bloody face with bloody hamburgers again?
America: I wasn't stuffing my face with them. And hamburgers are very nice!
England: Is that why you're so fat?
America: I'm not fat! I'm a hero! I have muscles! its not fat!
Canada has entered the conversation!
America: Hey there mattie!
England: Hey Canada. how are you?
Canada: I'm fine..
America: Wow, England can ACTUALLY be nice.
England: Git, I'm only nice to people who deserve to be treated nicely too.
America: Are you suggesting that I, The hero, does not deserve to have people be nice to me?
England: You are not a bloody hero!
America: You aren't a hero, You wouldn't know.
Canada: Can one of you tell my bear, kumajirou, who I am please..?
England: Your pet bear doesn't know who you are?
Canada: I know! I had to tell him five times this morning.. :
America chuckled to himself. He didn't think Canada's bear was very nice, forgetting him all the time.
Canada: I'd better go now.. bye England&America!
England: Bye Canada.
Canada has logged out.
England: Back to the subject we were talking about before hall we? Lets talk about this guy I know who thinks he is a hero when he is too much of a git to realise nobody thinks he is.
America: Jeez.. you don't need to rant.
England: I'm not ranting! Who the hell made you such a git anyway! I'm pretty sure I raised you NOT to be a git. Or maybe you were always a git,You just didn't do anything like the bloody git you are now for some weird reason! Did France get to you? i'm surprised if he didn't. I wonder how Canada turned out normal with him around."
Englands statement made America shift uncomfortably in his seat. He thought for a few moments and came up with a really funny reply.
America: I think you just murdered my tastebuds and brain with your awful cooking. =D
England has logged out.
America sighed, He didn't really think Englands cooking was that bad- mainly because he'd grown up with it. He didn't see why England would bring up such a subject though. I really don't get why he brings it up, then when I reply he gets even more annoyed." America thought to himself, finishing off the last of his coke and turning off his computer, ready to go downstairs and grab another hamburger. On his way down, he decided to go into his storage room again. He propped his glasses back up his nose and opened the door- it was very dusty inside. He felt somthing knock against his foot, it was a picture frame. He picked it up- it was a picture of him and England, america holding Englands hand of course. he then noticed it was ripped down the middle, tearing England and America apart. How ironic.. he thought, smiling to himself. He took the picture outside and put it down in the kitchen. After he'd grabbed a hamburger and took such a big bite it had barely half left, he picked up the picture again and walked into the sitting room. He placed the picture behind one of himself with Tony, mainly because if england came round he wouldnt see the picture. America sat down infront of his TV and picked up the remote. he finished the last bite of his hamburger and flicked through the channels. He decided to go with the History channel, sometimes it's funny to see humans do reinactments of wars or historical events. The American revolution was done very badly though. He closed his eyes, listening to the guy on the TV talking about dinosaurs. Having a pet dinosaur as well as Tony would be awsome!
"Engwand! Engwand!" America shouted excitedly, running to his beloved brother. "Engwand! welcome bwack!" America laughed happily. England smiled and put his hand on america's head, ruffling his hair.
"Hey, How about we have a picture taken of us?" England said, scooping the young nation into his arms. America hugged the bigger nation.
"Iggywand!" America said. England put America down and set up a camera. He set it to go in 10 seconds. "Look! I'm nearly bwigger than you!" America laughed.
"Yes, Soon you'll be bigger than me! Oh, Hold my hand America. smile to the camera" England said, a bright smile was plastered on his face. America copied. giving the same sweet little smile...
America opened his eyes. iggywand? I remember now! shame he doesn't remember me calling him that. i KNEW I got Iggy from somewhere. America giggled. He was hanging half off the sofa, the remote still in his hand and the TV was somehow off. He sat up and felt somthing wet on his face. he reached up to his cheeks. had he been crying in his sleep?.. Naa, why would I cry over HIM. Its probably just very hot in this room. After all, heroes don't cry! he muttered. He stoop up and went too his calender, checking too see when the next meeting was. Oh great, there was one tomorrow? he really didn't feel like going. America looked at the clock. It was 1:32 in the morning. he stared at it for a few moments then went upstairs into the bathroom. He looked in the mirror, it really looked like he'd been crying! He turned the tap on and splashed his face with water. he then got a towel, dried his face and went into his bedroom. The meeting was in a few hours, so He decided to get some sleep first.
America woke up again at 3:30. he'd left his glasses on by accedent so now they were crooked and squashed at one side of his face. He put his glasses right and took a shower. after that. He went downstairs and had his favourite thing in the world- Hamburgers, for breakfast. When he'd finished getting ready, He walked into the sitting room and took the picture out of the frame. Then he got his keys, opened the door, locked the door, put his keys back in his pocket and set off to the meeting. On his way there, he decided to buy some icecream despite the cold weather. A huge tub of it. It was only a ten minute walk too the meeting, but America finished the whole tub of icecream in five minutes. Brain freeze!" he thought as the icecream sent cold shivers down his spine.
"You're two minutes late, America" England said spitefully as America opened the door.
"Oh! Sorry! I bought some Icecream along the way and it gave me brainfreeze!" He laughed.
"Oh, I thought 'heroes' could cope with a bit of brain freeze" England said.
"I can cope with brain freeze! And anyway, you wouldn't know anything about heroes. You aren't even close! you're more of the evil villian.." he said,grinning. America stepped on the wooden floor, since he had icecream on his shoe- he tripped. causing the picture of him as a child with England to fly out of his coat pocket. "Ahh!" he said,trying to catch the picture as it fell. Luckily he grabbed it before anyone could see it "It's just a picture of mee and Tony!" He said, laughing and slipping the picture into his pocked. he then very quickly sat down into his seat and clearerd his throat.
"Aww, America was so cute when he was younger, vee~" Italy said. Americas face turned a light shade of pink.
"Y-you saw that?" America asked them all. He looked around at all the countries. England was looking away from him with a scowl on his face. "So! I think we should make a-"
"NO GIANT SUPERHEROES!" England shouted. England got up and stomped out the room, letting the door slam behind him.
"I wasn't going to say that, Iggy!" America said while England was storming outside.
The meeting went by very quickly. America was quieter than usual though. When the meeting had finally ended England was still not in his seat. America sighed "He is way too stubborn for his own good, unlike me, The hero" he said to himself. He opened the door to walk outside and put his hands in his coat pockets. He made sure the picture was still in there. He wwalked home slowly. Rain started to heavily come down, He forgot his umbrella so when the rain got so heavy he decided to run. Thinking about it.. why DO I call myself a hero? i don't remember how it started.. but oh well! All that matters is i'm a hero!" he smiled at himself. When he got home his clothes were drenched. He got in, dropped his keys onto the side and went upstairs to get changed into somthing a little warmer. If i'd come inside like this, England would have made me put somthing warmer on.. i would have also had to have drunk some tea America chuckled. He was still tired, so he decided to have a few hamburgers and go to sleep.
And the first chapter is done! I hope you liked it!. Please rate and reveiw. this IS my first hetalia fanfiction so if the characters are a little OOC sorry xD
The next chapter: Why am I a hero?
Thanks for reading =D