"James Woods has just been found dead in his hoiliday home in Birlin" Tom Tucker began to explain "We now hand you over to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa"

"Thank you Tom, James Woods is playing Oliver in Dickens famous play Oliver but after James died of cancer The Holywood producers of Oliver are searching for a new actor. The auditions will be at the local Quahog thereter at 7pm, on Saturday 10th of July."

The family swiched off the tv

"Thank god he's dead" the family said at the same time.