A/N: I did this pureply on request and on the spur of the moment so, enjoy. ;)
I wandered into my mom's kitchen with a sheepish expression and a fluttering heart. Honestly, how do you say I love a fish?
"Mom, Dad, I need to tell you something."
The answer? You blurt it out in one breath without stopping to think about it.
"I had sex with a fish."
…oops…I didn't say it right.
"…You what?" my mom started in shock. "Honey, do you have a fever?"
"No, no, no. That didn't come out right."
"I sure hope it didn't, son," my father said, his face a mix of shock and mild amusement.
I took a deep breath. "What I meant to say was, I had sex with my fiancé."
"You're fiancé?" my mother asked. "Is she pretty? What's her name? Why haven't I heard of her before? Why didn't you wait till after you were married? Am I going to plan your wedding?"
"My fiancé isn't a she. She's a he."
I gulped. "His name is Kurogane and yes, he is absolutely gorgeous. We didn't wait because we didn't want to, and because I seduced him. I didn't tell you because I knew you'd probably kick me out of the house. And I didn't think you'd want to plan my wedding for the same reason."
My dad took a deep breath and I braced myself. "Well, you're right. I'm not happy you've decided to not only marry but have sex with a guy but-"
"Can I pick out your dress?"
Both my dad's and my eyes bounced straight to my mom who looked like a child who had just received her favorite doll for Christmas.
"Oh, I know just the place to take you. While true, I'm annoyed you're marrying a guy, this gives me the chance to dress you up. Face it Fai, until your wedding day, you're mine to do with as I please.? Her eyes darkened to resemble rather uncomfortably the eyes of an insane yaoi fangirl. …who knew?
That night, I fell into my fiance's arms and just breathed a heavy sigh of relief. Finally. FINALLY, I was free of my mom's fangirl clutches. All I wanted now was to be touched. I rolled my hips against Kurshy's until he retaliated and did what I wanted him to do all frickin' day while I was in my mother hands.
Needless to say, I got a LOT of attention for the next month until my wedding day. After that, it was just me and my lovely, horny Kurshy. Not to mention the bed in our new house was a rather confortable waterbed. And he was doing me so well, I thought I'd lose my mind. I felt like I was floating on water as well as being constantly plunged into it by my lover's powerful thrusts. I didn't even notice the door open until I heard a squeal.
Both of us froze and stared at the person in the doorway. It was my mother holding a bag of groceries I'f forgotten she'd offer to buy.
CRAP! How did she get a copy of the key to our house?
I HATE fangirls!
A/N: Hope y'all liked the funness. KuroFai forever!
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