I'm so very disappointed this has not made it up on , yet.

First things first: I DO NOT OWN THIS. ANY OF IT. An anonymous author made it for a prompt on Bad Bad Bathhouse.

If I did, I would've made Souji heterosexual, but, I'm sending the original.

Again, I don't own this whatsoever.


KANJI
Lock eyes, outside of school
You got a hat that's really cool
Detective Prince, is that your name?
Solving crimes, is that your game?
Make our way through the fog in town
Can't see the sky, but the grass is brown
Move in close at the riverside
Our bodies touch, no need to hide
Leave this place, my loins on fi-yah
Our lips first touch outside of Aiya
A whole night at Mom's textile store
You whisper "Kanji, gimme some more"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens, I'm a real tough man
I won't apologize, don't think I can
Mainly you're at fault for wearing tight pants
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don't tell your gramps or I'll say you're a chick
And it's your fault for not having a dick
I'm a sensitive dude, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

SOUJI
I need some things from the Junes store
Dojima won't go shopping no more
I just need a friend, not lookin' for love
So I was kinda surprised when I looked above
The check out counter and saw your face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I'd like boys, okay?
And your name tag said "My name is Yosuke"
You scanned my stuff, that's when you said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Just new in town, nothing wrong with me
But we're gonna need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus those big ass headphones got me bothered and hot
Please don't tell Teddie about this then
One more thing, I'm gonna pay with yen

CHIE
Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a kung fu film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw Kou rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

YOSUKE
Speeding on my bike when I start to dash
Into some garbage I always crash
The whole thing just reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

RISE
The next day, Senpai calls and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

TEDDIE
Open my costume and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

YUKIKO
When the hot springs are dead at the end of the night I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

ADACHI
I just ate a cabbage and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
...seriously you guys, can we...okay?

KANJI AND SOUJI
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm really gross, why you raisin' such a stink?
How else can just one guy raise all of his social links?

ALL
Cause I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants.
Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)