Pinkshuchan: LALIHO! Hiya everyone! This is Pinkshuchan here, but you all can call me Shu. I've been thinking of some stuff for a story or part of a story I'm working on and I ended up with this story. Just to let you know, this is what happens when you put Gravitation and Mario together. Some pretty messed up story. But I hope it would make you laugh. And FYI I'm not crazy or anything. Or am I? Nah, I don't see it. So before we start the story, here is the disclaimer. I don't own Gravitation or Mario. Gravitation belongs to Maki Murakami and Mario belongs to Nintendo. If you don't like this, please don't read it. So without further adieu, enjoy!

Chapter 1

I Dream Of Mushrooms

Tokyo. One of the most busiest cities on Earth. This is where our story begins. And it begins with a certain 19 year old pink haired popstar playing a game of his favorite game series, Super Mario Bros. It was fun for him, but not for a certain 23 year old romance novelist. Eiri Yuki was trying to work on his latest novel, but he couldn't concentrate when his lover Shuichi Shindo is playing a game and making lots of noise. It came to a point that he needed to tell the younger man to either turn the game down or stop playing it. He stormed out of his study into the living room, grabbed the remote, and turned the sound to mute. Shuichi pressed a button to pause his game and looked up at the older man.

"Yuki? What's wrong?" he asked.

"It was too loud." replied Yuki "I could hear the damn game from my study. What the hell are you playing anyway?"

"One of the best series of all time! Super Mario Bros! This is the remake version on the Wii." As he said that, he raised his Wii Remote to show him.

"Are you talking about the same series with the plumber in a world of mushrooms and turtles and he has to save a princess from them." He nodded. "The same series with the games that you kept on asking me to play with you on? What were they called? Mario Party?" He nodded. "I can't believe you would continue to play a series that you started playing three months ago."

"You can never get bored of Mario. He has so many games and they're all so fun. And then there's Bowser. He's scary, but that's what makes him a good villain. And there's Princess Peach! She's Mario's love interest. And Luigi is Mario's brother and..."

"This is why I don't play video games. They rot your brain. Then again, did you have a brain in the first place?"

"Ha ha, Yuki. Very funny. Now if you don't mind, I would like to continue my game. I'm in this spooky mansion where there are Boos and Dry Bones coming at me."

Yuki rolled his eyes as Shuichi unmuted his game and resumed the game. He grabbed the remote and turned the sound down a bit "At least turn down the sound, you damn brat. I don't want to hear this game from my study again or you'll be staying on the couch for the rest of the night."

Shuichi didn't pay attention. He was too busy beating his game to listen to his lover complaining about his game being too loud. Yuki walked back to his study and continued onto his story with peace and quiet from the game.


Yuki knew enough was enough! He stormed out of his study for the second time and turned off the Wii.

"Yuki? What the hell?" Shuichi yelled "I hadn't saved my game! Now I'll have to start all over again!" He noticed Yuki unplugging the Wii from the TV. "Yuki? What are you doing?"

"I am getting tired of you and this game." said Yuki "I am taking this 'Wii' as you call it away from the living room and locking it away from you and your stupidity until you learn to be quiet."

"Fine then." Shuichi pulled out his pink DS. "I'll play the games I have on my DS."

Yuki snatched away the DS. "I don't think so. Until you learn to keep your voice down, you won't get these back."

"But Yuki. What am I gonna do when I get bored?"

"Read, go outside, work on that crap you call lyrics, anything! As long as you are quiet and do not disturb me, I don't care what you do."

"But Yuki. I need to be playing Mario! I need to!"

"This is what video games do to you. They're worse than any drug! Now shut up about Mario and let me work on my story in peace."

"But Yuki..."


Shuichi watched in pain as his angry lover walked back into his study. He sat down on the couch bored out of his mind.

"Oh, and also" Yuki said peeping his head out of the door "From now on, you are sleeping on the couch until you learn to be quiet as well. And if I hear you whining about it one more time, I will take you to the desert and leave you there." And then he closed the door again.

Shuichi sat there, unsure what he was gonna do without any of his Mario games. He didn't know why Yuki couldn't try the games and see for himself if it's a waste of time or not. But of course, he has to be Mr. Stubborn. Just because he went through some tramatic past and it ruined his childhood, it doesn't mean he should make others around him as miserable as him. Although, Shuichi did have to admit. He did get overboard with the Mario games. Still, in his eyes, the Mario games were spectacular. He laid down on the couch and looked over at the glass door leading to the balcony. He could see lots of pretty stars. Suddenly, he saw a shooting star. He sat up, clasped his hands together, closed his eyes, and made a wish.

"The Mario games are amazing!" said Shuichi "It would be cool to go down pipes, fight the bad guys and rescue the princess. I wish I lived in a world like that." He laid back down and went to sleep. Little did he know that the shooting star was shining brighter than the other stars the moment he went to sleep.

Pinkshuchan: Well, that was Chapter 1. Sorry if it was short, but I promise you it will get better. Please don't flame this. This is only for entertainment and to see what it would be like. So Read and Review! And like I said, please don't flame.