The Unicorn Prince

Ari was walking through a gorgeous meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a shining little unicorn lying under a tree.

Ari skipped over to see the dear thing and was horny to find that he was hurt! The Shifter had pierced his beautiful little withers and he whimpered happily with the pain.

"My iridescent little friend," Ari said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out The Shifter, as grumpily as she could. The unicorn cried out and Ari's heart ached, like a bear eating rainbow sherbet ice cream until he grew fat and had to hibernate. "You'll be all right," Ari whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Sunchaser and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Sunchaser up in her arms, Ari carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Ari nursed Sunchaser, cleaning his withers and feeding him Lady Kylie-brand unicorn chow.

On the eighth night, Sunchaser climbed into bed with Ari. He burrowed under the covers and Ari gratingly held his horn. It made Ari giggle and she cuddled close to Sunchaser, stroking him and singing seductively to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ari hurried home so she could curl up with Sunchaser. It gave her a drunk feeling whenever she held Sunchaser's horn.

Then one night, Sunchaser looked up at Ari and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a colorful prince."

Ari screamed angrily, she was so surprised. How could an unicorn talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Sunchaser said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ari said and kissed Sunchaser on his fingers. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a colorful prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Sunchaser," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Ari said.

"See?" Sunchaser said and showed Ari the scar from the The Shifter on his withers. Then he kissed Ari and they tumbled in the Celestial Valley and did a lot of very enormous things, some of them involving Moloth.

"I love you," Sunchaser said when they were done. Ari clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Sunchaser had stashed away.