Odin's POV

Lightning and I got married. Its about time, actually. She hasn't been talking a lot though. She's just been kissing and hugging me a lot. Its kind of strange how things worked out. I mean, after getting divorced and remarried so many times, I thought we were through.

Anyways, for some reason Hope's been visiting many times this week. And so has Snow, since he burnt Sazh's house down by playing with the oven. Its kinda funny, how Snow is a hobo now. But I have a feeling that our house is going to burn down too.

Neither Hope or Snow have been talking to Lightning a lot, so I've been giving her tons of attention. But today, Hope decided to speak to her.

"Lightning, I don't see why you don't love me. I mean, why Odin? I look better than him, don't I?"

(A/N I got this part from my dad. He said it when he was at that part where Hope and Lightning were exploring alone. I think you'll recognize the part. Ya, know when Hope starts to doubt everything, and then Lightning explains her name, yada yada.)

"Ah, to experience feelings about others. I was like you once, Hope."

"You mean you were a boy?" Hope asked. Lightning paused for a moment. All of a sudden, she started singing Beyonce's song. It was so freaky. (A/N Beyonce is a hip hop/ R&B singer)

If I Were a Boy- Beyonce

"If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
Drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hur-"

"Lightning, you can stop singing now." Hope said, interrupting her. Lightning REALLY couldn't sing, but nobody wanted to hurt her feelings. Me, I WOULD'VE hurt her feelings, but her singing was so bad, it put me in a daze.

Lightning's face went red with embarrassment. She looked away from everybody. Snow walked up to Lightning, who once again was extremely embarrassed, and whacked her in the back of her head. She let out o shriek before saying, "Snow, why did you just do that?"

"Well, one because you always did it to me, B. because you broke up with me and FOUR because you ... uh..." Lightning rolled her eyes at Snow's response. There was a knock at the door and Lightning let out a loud groan before opening the door. To her surprise, it was Yuj.

(A/N Yuj is that blue haired kid at the beginning of the game whose in that group NORA.)

"Hi, Lightning! I was wondering if Snow was here." I glanced at Lightning who was apparently IN LOVE with YUJ. I ran up to her and pulled her back. "Yea, Snow is in here, I'll throw- er, let him out- uh... he'll be out in a second to talk to you." I was a bit embarrassed that I made Snow sound like a dog, but now that I think about it, it wouldn't matter because Snow is an animal after all.

Anyways, I realized Lightning was falling in love with Yuj so I pulled her out of his sight. When Yuj was talking to Snow outside, I let Light have it.

"What were you thinking?"

"Gaa..." She said like some dumb baby.

"LIGHTNING!" I smacked her on her face and she exited her lovey dovey daze. I started yelling at Lightning and in the middle of it she said, "Well, at least every guy I love doesn't want to kill you!" She stormed off into our room. Thats when it hit me! I should kill every guy on the planet so Lightning doesn't fall in love with anyone but me!

I ran into the room and gave her a big hug. Now I'm off to go killing.

Lightning's POV

Odin was seriously annoying me. He wouldn't shut up at all. Yea so, I like younger guys. Sometimes. I still don't see why I love Odin so much because in looks, he's about FIVE BILLION YEARS OLDER THAN ME! Plus he can't spell, write, read or anything. He's so pathetic. I think Hope was right. But don't get me wrong, I'm not chasing after him.

Odin doesn't deserve anyone, I mean you saw what happened between him and Nix! (The Eidolon not the baby) So, now, since he wants me so bad, and wants me to stop cheating, he said he'll go kill every guy on the planet. Odin has so many issues.

Anyways, I don't think that anyone realized my birthday was yesterday. Except for Hope, who tried kissing me. Thats when I whacked him on his head. Because he's an idiot. I swear, Hope can die if it means he'll leave me alone.

Snow's POV

So, I decided to steal Odin's oven. I took it and tossed it out of the kitchen window. But then something bad happened. I tried turning it on, but nothing happened! The lights didn't come on!

I started to cry. This was horrible. I couldn't see the lights! I thought that maybe if I smashed it with a hammer it would turn on, but it just exploded. Lightning came running out of the house to smack me and when she did,

"Why did you do that?"

"SNOW! You're SUCH an idiot! And where did you get that oven?" I looked a bit guilty before looking away from Lightning and saying, "Nowhere..." The next thing we knew, Odin and Hope were running out of the house. It was on fire from my explosion. I tried to run from Lightning but she grabbed the back of my jacket and pulled me back.

"You... are going... to... die." She said through clenched teeth. Her face was red and I could feel the heat from it. It was like an oven!

"No worries! Yuj told me that he has a house that we can stay in incase anything happens!" Lightning got really mad. So I figured if I mad her happy and then made her angry again, I'd have an oven that would never explode!

Is Snow an idiot? NO FREAKIN DUH! He has so many issues! But just wait until you see Hope in the next chapter. I am REALLY sorry for the delay, so much crap has been happening, I mean I had to go out of town so my grandmother could get her van and we stayed up there for like FIFTY BILLION YEARS. So... You can understand that my summer vacation (I live in the USA and its summer right now) is seriously going downhill. Hope you enjoyed!