For a1y_puff who wanted TeFu with cow theme. This madness was written after a particularly stressful week (15 days out of 60, 52 hours out of 288) in my exilement last year. Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: PoT and its characters aren't mine.

Cowboys

"No."

"But Kunimitsu…"

"No."

"It's going to be fun. Where's your sense of adventure?"

"…"

"Stop glaring at my Indian boy loincloth! Didn't you say you like to see me in the least clothing possible?"

"…"

"Ropes don't require keys so I won't have to look for a key smith to free you from the headboard this time."

"…"

"Oh, fine. I'll clean this up."

"Hn. Do that. I'll take the cowboy hat."

O~WA~RI

A/N: I know it's weird (and very short) but I was under a lot of stress when I wrote it!