I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.

By the mighty Lu Bu

I don't own Xena and I should be shot for this.

Xena and Gabrielle were laying on the ground getting ready to sleep. The stars shining brightly. Gabrielle was talking about her usual mindless drabble as Xena tried to listen. The question was what will we do for love of each other.

Gabrielle started going through the list. I will fight a minotaur. I'll walk into Rome buck naked. Xena's eyebrow raised a little. Then Gabrielle said something that Xena barely heard. Xena said "I won't do that." Gabrielle turned her head and looked at Xena "Why not." Xena answered "I just won't." Gabrielle didn't understand.

Gabrielle said "I will do you anything your dreaming of but you won't do that." Xena rose up "No I won't. Are you crazy, I won't do that. I'll storm Mt. Olympus wearing nothing be a kilt, but I won't do that."

Gabrielle answered "By the Gods Xena I don't understand you. You'll massage Ares disgusting back, but you won't do that." Xena answered "Yup, besides I was in Callisto's body" Gabrielle replied "It's not like it's that big of deal. Come on Xena, do it."

Xena raised up again hard fast. "I'll take you to Japa and Chin and across the Atlantic, but I won't do that. I'll eat slugs and barf up snails, but I won't do that. No I won't do that." Xena laid back down as Gabrielle had her arms across her chest angry. Her short hair lay to the side. She then said "But you climbed down Dahak's pit. You've rescued many countless times, even when your mad at me. But you won't do that."

Xena said casually "Nope." Gabrielle raised up in a rage "Gods Xena, it's like I don't know you!" Xena raised up and said "Won't you let me sleep, geez Gabrielle!" They both laid back down. Then a look came over Gabrielle "No, I won't do that!" Xena in frustration threw her chakram sticking it in a tree.

Xena got back up and said "Look Gabrielle, I love you. You dieing would be the worst thing that could happen to me. Bringing you along is the best thing I've ever done. I don't regret any of it. Okay, can I sleep now?" Xena laid back down.

Gabrielle stopped. She thought, waited a few seconds and then she said "But you won't do that Xena?" Xena got up and said "Dammit Gabrielle!" She walked to where Joxer was sleeping and woke him up and give him and open mouth kiss with all sorts of tongue. Joxer who had just woke up passed out in shock and amazement.

Xena then said "There I did it Gabrielle, I hope your happy!" Xena laid down. Then Gabrielle said "That wasn't what I was talking about." Xena took her covers and put them over her head to drown her out.

Authors Note: I Was hoping to have posted the 2000th Xena Story but i got beat to the punch. Anyway i couldn't come up with any ideas. Then i listening to Meat Loaf singing I Will Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That (Which i do not own). Then it hit me like lightning.