"Absolutely not, Abby." Gibbs shook his head firmly. "Not a chance in hell. The last thing I want to be reminded of is the time we spent in that damn town. Forget about it."

"Aw, come on Gibbs!" Abby pleaded. "What's to be so ashamed of? So we happened to get a little crazy in Argo! It's not that big of a deal!"

"Not that big of deal, Abs?" Gibbs said incredulously. "In case you've forgotten, we got banned from Argo! Banned! From an entire town! I don't even know if that's happened before in DC!"

"You know, you're right about that Gibbs; I've never heard of anyone get banned from an entire town before. I mean, sure- there's that little bar in Arizona…"

"Tobias, I'm warning you right now- do not even think of starting with me!"

"Hey, boss," Tony piped up. "Maybe Abby's right. I mean, yeah sure, we pulled some crazy stuff back there but that's no reason to be all grim-faced and tight-lipped about it!"

"Sure Tony- just because you were passed out in the Charger pretending like nothing's happening…"

"You're just jealous, McGee! Jealous that Gibbs managed to steal that red-headed Japanese girl right out from under your nose!"

"And that compares to that bartender slipping you something in your drink and you barely avoiding getting roughed up by a bunch of hooligans outside?"

"At least I managed to hold on to her for the brief time I was chatting her up! I didn't decide to go on an all-out drinking binge and then go for joy ride afterwards! How the hell did you even manage to drive that ATV up there in the first place?"

"That, Tony, is a little something I'm going to keep to myself."

"Maybe his brilliant mind led him to unleash capabilities he did not know he had." Ziva suggested.

"Or maybe, Zee-vah, he just got blind drunk and can't remember how he pulled off that little stunt. Kind of like how you can't remember and vehemently deny declaring yourself a bounty hunter and head-butting a guy in the face. Not that it was impressive anyway."

"I must disagree with that, Anthony." Ducky interjected. "I rather think that that stunt really was something spectacular."

"How would you know, Duckman?" Abby asked. "You and I were… you know, in the slammer at that point."

"How did you manage to get arrested, Dr. Mallard?" Jimmy asked. "I mean, I never expected you of all people to start a riot in a brothel!"

"Yes, well I never expected you to be getting acquainted with a young lady in the greenery of her front yard, Mr. Palmer."

"Aw, let's face it, boss!" Tony exclaimed. "We all got into some sort of trouble last night! Hell, even you did! Why don't we at least make light of it and laugh it off?"

"I am not breaking into some damn song, DiNozzo!"

"It isn't just any song, boss! It fits perfectly with our situation! We could even change the lyrics to suit ourselves; this is just too good an opportunity to pass up!"

"Kind of like you never pass up an opportunity to buy a blonde bimbo a drink and bring her back to your place, Tony?" Ziva teased.

"Very funny, Ziva. No, I'm talking about how our situation relates so perfectly to the events of the song. We all suffered mishaps similar to the people in it. Hell, even the name Argo is the same. Come on, boss! Why can't we just laugh this off? It was Ziva's return celebration! How can you get mad over that when you took part in it yourself?"

"DiNozzo…"

"Please!" Abby gave the team leader her big green puppy eyes.

Gibbs let out a sigh. It was clear he wasn't going to be convincing this bunch that singing in a crowded bar wasn't his idea of a good time- God knows he'd had enough of that in Argo… And if there was anything to get them to forget about it sooner, the better. He had a feeling Director Vance wouldn't be too pleased if word got around about what had happened.

"Fine." He said finally. He quickly held up a hand in anticipation of Abby and Tony's cheers of celebration. "But just for the record, to all of you, this never happened. If Vance gets the slightest wind of this, each and every one of you will be at your desk doing paperwork for a month. Am I clear?"

"Perfectly, boss!" Tony said.

Abby gave a mock salute.

"I'll start it off." Gibbs went on. "I figure if anyone needs to get anything off smoothly around here, it's me. Just don't go spreading it around."

"I wouldn't dream of it, boss. Take it away!"

Gibbs
When we pulled up into Argo in need of R&R,
The team set out investigating every joint and bar.
We had high expectations of their hospitality,
But found out too late it wasn't geared for agents such as we!

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Fornell
The leader's tastes were simple but his methods were on base,
They found him with five redheads, each of a different age and race.
The town police were on the way- they had no second chance,
We beamed him out in the nick of time before the final dance!

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

McGee
Our tech expert refused to yield at putting down the brew;
He out-drank seven firefighters and an Italian construction crew.
The off-road nuts forgot their keys while they went to use a stall,
And now they've got an ATV on the roof of city hall.

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Tony
Our cool senior field officer avoided something green,
And just missed the alleyways where they planned some things obscene.
He woke up in the team van and was none the worse for wear,
Except his boss was yelling at how a laptop was taught to swear.

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Abby
Our scientist disappeared a while to an unknown Gothic club,
Searching for a hard rock disc and a soothing, warm backrub.
She came home with no dog collar and an awfully cheerful heart,
And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart.

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Ziva
Our former Mossad officer won bar-wide bet,
By downing far more vodka shots than the biker she soon met.
And when the leader of a gang marched right into town,
She chased him out- saying she would make him wish he'll drown!

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Ducky
Our M.E. loves his corpses; the workers love him too,
The town police arrested him in the city's Pleasure Zoo.
They found him in the city jail- Jethro had to pay a fine,
Despite the workers claiming they've never seen skill like mine!

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Palmer
Our doc's assistant strolled right in, observing what he could,
To look for a quick stress release which works as it well should.
So a hot young intern can now say, albeit somewhat hard,
That her first time happened in a bush planted in her front yard.

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Fornell
Our FBI agent came along and wondered with great interest,
At how this group of whack-jobs can truly be the Navy's best.
Until he saw the written code making up the town's strict laws,
Which made him think a smoother death would involve some old chainsaws.

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

Tony
Our team is DC's finest and our record is our pride,
And when we come, we tend to leave a trail a country wide!
We're sorry about the wreckage and the chaos and the fuss,
At least we're sure this humble town won't be quick forgetting us!

All
And we're banned from Argo, everyone.
Banned from Argo just for havin' a little fun.
We spent a jolly rest time there for just a day or four,
But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

"'Wonder why!'" Gibbs finished.

There was a chorus of cheers from around the table, led by Tony and Abby.

"Now what did I tell you, boss!" Tony grinned. "Wasn't that better than a few head slaps?"

Gibbs raised an eyebrow. "Would you like something to compare it to, Tony?"

"Uh, no, boss!" Tony said quickly. "As a matter of fact, I'm feeling the sudden urge for a few drinks!" He turned to call the waitress over.

"Tony, what is this?" Ziva snatched something from Tony's hand.

"Nothing! Absolutely nothing Ziva! Give it back!"

Ziva held it out of his reach and read aloud from whatever she was looking at. "'Recording in session.' Is this not one of those tape recording phones, Tony?"

There was dead silence from the far end of the table.

"DiNozzo…"

A/N: OK, I just had to add this in! How'd it go?

The song's 'Banned from Argo' by Leslie Fish, by the way. No copyright intended.