Um..It's 4am. That's the only excuse I can offer.

I obviously don't own anything. This is probably a good thing.


"Oiiiishi?" Eiji practically purred, as he linked himself to the taller boys arm.

"Yes, Eiji?" Oishi asked.

Eiji was quiet for a moment, before a large grin worked it's way to his face. "Would you still love me if I were a vampire?"

Oishi looked up from the book he had been reading. "What?"

"Would you still love me if I were a vampire?" Eiji asked again.

Oishi stared at him.

"You know, with the fangs and stuff?"

Oishi blinked. "What makes you ask that?"

Eiji's expression suddenly turned to one of concern, as if mistaking Oishi's confusion for something else. "Oh! But don't worry, Oishi! I wouldn't bite you. I would only kills….animals. -Oishi!" Eiji looked positively terrified now. "I don't want to kill any animals!"

Oishi closed his book and sighed. "Who let you read that book?" He asked calmly.

"Hikari. She said I would like it! But Oishi! It was weird!"

Oishi nodded slowly. He was going to have to have a talk with Eiji's sister.

"Oishi! He watches her sleep! Do you watch me sleep?"

Well this had the potential to go wrong. "O-Only if I wake up before you do and I don't want to wake you… But that hardly ever happens."

Eiji nodded. "Hoi, that's true… But you never did answer my question. Would you still love me if I were a vampire?"

Oishi closed his eyes for a moment. Upon opening them again, he looked Eiji directly in the eyes, and smiled. "Only if you don't sparkle."