Author note: So this really is a bit of randomness. Currently in the middle of moar A level exams, and someone made the mistake of sending me a sheet of character interview questions.

And I thought, "Ooh. I'll ask Jonathan (Jonathan being my young John Hart). He's fun."

Only Jacobyte (young Jack Harkness) stole the sheet from out of my hands and *shrugs helplessly* set sometime during their years in the time loop, this is what transpired...

Disclaimer: If I were RTD... no, actually, I can't even contemplate that. Neither Torchwood nor Doctor Who belong to me. If they did, I would be off somewhere, skipping gleefully and occasionally cackling. But they don't. So I'm sitting here avoiding revision instead. C'est la vie.


Mandatory Questions

1. What about you is heroic?

Jonathan blinked. "What about me is heroic?"

"That's what the sheet says." Jacobyte riffled through the pages of questions, whistled and glanced up with a grin. "Come on. Time's a'wastin."

"I have to put up with you," Jonathan said after a few moments of thought. "I think that's heroic enough, no?"

Jacobyte threw something. Jonathan grinned.

2. What about you is social? What do you like about people?

"People are idiots. But they can be amusing idiots, and entertainment's always appreciated, so what the hell."

Jacobyte arched an eyebrow. "Do I fall into that category?"

"Just by asking that question, yes, yes you do."

3. Of what benefit could you be to the current group?

"Current group? What does that mean?"

"Not got a clue..." Jacobyte riffled some more. Shrugged and grinned. "Come on, John-boy, no ways in which you could be useful to whatever group this is on about?"

"Since there's just the two of us in this room, and there has been for waaaay too long now... I could kill you? I think that'd benefit everyone."

Jacobyte stood up, retrieved the thing he'd thrown before and threw it again.

Jonathan's grin grew wider.

4. Why would you choose to join the current group?

"The current group wouldn't be you."

"I'm hurt, Jonathan. Hurt."

"I feel for you, Jackie. I really do."

5. Invent an adventure/plot that your character would actively undertake (as opposed to just tagging along)?

"My... what?"

Jacobyte sighed. "Next question?"

"Deity, please."