How to Make the Werewolves Mad:

Chapter 10:

Jacob Black

1) Give him a leash

2) When he does something good pat him on the head and say good boy

3) Take him to the vet instead of the doctor

4) Swat him on the nose whenever he does something bad

5) Paint him green so he looks like the hulk.

6) Tell him you saw Nessie eyeing Seth

7) Ask why he is love with a baby

8) Force him to wear a flea collar

9) Tell him that Leah imprinted on him.

10) Whenever you're around him howl loudly

11) Scratch him behind his ears

12) Constantly tell him that real men sparkle

13) Change his ring tone to 'Who let the Dogs Out'

A/N: Well that's all I've got for now! If I get ATLEAST FIVE REVIEWS I'll update.

Peace and Love,

Red.