So I was bored, had nothing to do, so I thought, "Why not update my little story thingy?"

Alright, part two. I like this grouping quite a bit more, since there are more "story-like" drabbles rather than angsty, weird perspective crap. Though Kyon says "shut up" in almost every one.

Anyway... songs are not mine, nor are the characters.

Beautiful - Glee Cast

"You are," Itsuki teased playfully, ruffling Kyon's hair.

"Shut up," Kyon snapped, glaring at the other boy with ferocious animosity.

"No matter what they say," he persisted, watching in amusement as Kyon's cheeks flared.

Kyon hissed lightly. "I thought I told you to shut up."

Itsuki finally stopped messing with the boy's dark hair. He smiled knowingly. "Indeed you did. I'm sorry."

"You better be."

Itsuki grinned, and then mouthed silently, "Beautiful."

Kyon didn't hear him, of course. But he knew what he meant anyway.

Don't Rain On My Parade - Glee Cast

Haruhi stood there outside the closet, mouth wide open in shocked horror.

Koizumi obviously froze, and his face fell. Kyon blinked in surprise.

"W-what are you two doing?" Haruhi cried, face red. Koizumi said nothing, already knowing the end of the world was upon them.

Kyon gulped. "I-I can explain..." Though, he had a hard time finding an excuse as to why he was making out with Koizumi, other than the truth.

"Stop," Haruhi crossed her arms. "I know."

"Y-you do?" Oh, crap.

She nodded, and smirked evilly. "You two are taking pictures to impress the female audience so they'll join our club! That's a spectacular idea! Good job, you too!"

The boys didn't say anything. Besides, raining on God's parade was a bad idea.

Double Lariat - Neko (cover)

"Who are you trying to impress?" Kyon's voice was crackling, on the verge of screaming and crying.

Koizumi didn't make eye contact. He looked down at the plush carpet, eyes shrouded in guilt. "I have the Organization to think of," he murmured.

Kyon clenched his fists. "So, your Organization is more important than the SOS Brigade, is it?"

Koizumi shook his head. "No, of course not, but I still have to-"

"Shut up," Kyon snapped. His body tensed, and then he turned, not wanting to look at the esper any longer. "You crossed the line. Next time, think about someone besides yourself, and don't push us away."

And then he left.

Super Mario Theme Remix - Unknown

Haruhi grinned evilly, crossing her arms in victory. "Aha!" she cried. "We have defeated your evil minions, Koopa! Now hand over the princess! "

From the corner of the clubroom came the quiet, robotic voice of Yuki Nagato. "I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."

"Curses!" Haruhi whipped her body around, red cap falling off in the process, and grabbed Mikuru's hand (who was also in childish cosplay). "On to World 2! Let's-a-go, Luigi!"


Meanwhile, in the boy's restroom, King Koopa and his princess were busy playing their own game.

"Get off of me Koizumi, I mean it!"

"But you're a pretty princess~."

"I'm going to fucking punch you if you don't shut up!"

"Ahaha, I'm merely playing the role..."

"Shut up!"

Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess ~ Hyrule Field - Brawl Soundtrack

Kyon was quite the knight.

He'd always come to save the day, whether he intended to or not. He always managed to rescue to princess and her comrades, even if it was against his will.

Still, his heart belonged to only her - the princess. He never batted an eye at anybody else.

And so, the mage was left sad and lonely, his magic being his only lover.

The happily ever after went on without him.

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah (ffffff) - James Baskett

Kyon's eyebrows twitched as Koizumi tried out the new word.

"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah~," the esper sang, bouncing along to the annoying, English music. "Kyon, isn't it catchy?"

"Shut up." It was irritating, not catchy.

"You're not even listening!" Koizumi accused, pointing a finger at him and frowning stubbornly (if not a bit childishly).

"You're right, I'm not."

Koizumi crossed his arms. "You're no fun."

"I know."

There was an awkward pause as the music played on in the background.


"Koizumi, stop it!"

I'm a Believer - Smash Mouth

Love was a curious thing.

When he was first assigned to work on the Suzumiya case, he wasn't very enthusiastic. But, as time went on, he grew attached to the people in the quirky little SOS Brigade.

Specifically to the normal, human boy. Nothing about him was special, nothing particularly alluring, but Koizumi just found himself in love.

He used to think that love was trivial, and that he would never be a victim of its clutches.

Then he met Kyon.

Now he's a believer.

Cendrillon - Hatsune Miku and KAITO

Itsuki didn't want to. He really didn't.

Ah, yes, but he was so very, very angry. So very jealous of the girl who took everything away from him.

What better way to make her suffer the way he did than to control her? To make her be under his command?

That was a splendid plan.

What did he make her do?

Why, she killed Kyon, of course.

That was probably the hardest part of it all for Itsuki. But, he knew that Kyon would understand. When they met in the afterlife, he would understand. Everything would be alright in the end. He wasn't gone, of course not. He would see him again. They were made to be together, after all. Destiny would resolve the problem.

Ha, and that girl...? She's die and never come back. She'd be arrested and taken far, far away. She wasn't God, that was just a stupid illusion. Nothing bad was going to happen.

Nothing bad did happen. His decision was just.



under "Mebius" - Minori Chihara

Nagato blinked at the two boys as they walked pass, awfully close for comfort. They were glancing suspiciously at the people around them, but they didn't notice her.

She tilted her head in curiosity. She wondered where they were headed off to. Wherever it was, it would make a good story.

Nagato opened her book back up, which was a newly released manga for one of her favorite series. "Junjou Romantica" was the title in flowery font.

She continued to read, turning the pages delicately as she was immersed in her own little fantasy world, mind drifting back to the couple who passed by earlier.

She wondered who would top.

Don't Stop Believin' - Journey

Koizumi knew that destiny was inevitable. Haruhi would end up in the arms of Kyon, and the both of them would smile and laugh together. That's what the Organization predicted, and that's what anybody could tell just by glancing at the two.

But he couldn't give up. He shouldn't let go of his dreams that he would be the one who would be with Kyon. It was silly and childish, but it made him happy. His feelings were always going to kept a secret, but to himself, they were important. And, he expected, they would always be there deep in his heart.

Koizumi knew that destiny was inevitable.

But he couldn't stop believing.

Yay~ don't laugh at my taste in music~

...Uh. I might continue this again. I-it's just so friggin fun ;-;