A/N – Disclaimer: I do not own Monty Python's Flying Circus. I don't know any of the characters/writers, but a sure as heck wish I did. Anyway, I don't own any of the episodes or anything like that, so...here's my episode: "Lawn Chairs"
"It's" Man is seen in a desert field, miles from the screen.
"It's" Man – It's...
Off-screen voice– What?
"It's" Man – (comes a bit closer) It's...
Voice – What was that?
"It's" Man – (comes a few feet from the camera) It's...
Voice – Still can't hear you...
"It's" Man – (comes with face inches from camera) IT'S!
Green background, white letters spelling out "Episode 32B"
John Cleese's Voice (very serious) – Episode thirty-two 'B'.
Letters spelling out "Lawn Chairs"
Cleese's Voice – Lawn Chairs
Picture of long, pink lawn chair
Cleese's Voice – This...is a lawn chair. It is pink. It is long. It is a lawn chair.
Eric Idle walks onto the screen and stands next to the chair.
Cleese's Voice – Watch, as this man demonstrates how to sit in a lawn chair.
Idle sits, then lies on the chair. But, when he leans his head back, the chair flips over backwards. Cleese is heard trying to smother a giggle.
Cleese's Voice – Nevermind, then.
A/N – Sorry it was so short. I was just splitting it up into sensible scenes. (I often get yelled at for short chapters, so I felt the need to say that.)