Deidara walked down the hallway, completely lost. He'd never been to this school before, and he was just trying to find the office.

"AUG!" the blonde cried out, pulling at his hair in frustration. "Where the fuck is the God dammed principal's office!" He glared down the hallway at nothing in particular and continued to mutter swears about 'how this fucking school is so confusing.'

"You know, a pretty girl like you really shouldn't be using such awful words," a voice chuckled from right behind Deidara.

Deidara spun around at the sound of that voice, both frightened and pissed. Obviously, his anger won over any other emotions, and he hissed, "What did you call me?" He ground his teeth, trying to keep from saying anything that might get him in trouble. 'Don't want that on the first day of school…'

The boy chuckled again. "Oh, I'm sorry, you're a guy," he apologized sarcastically. He reached up and readjusted his messy, red hair out of his face, then flashed a wicked smile at the blonde boy.

Deidara clenched his fists, and it took all his willpower to keep from hitting the guy. 'That's just what he wants,' the blonde thought. He then spun on his heels and stalked off down the hallway away from the red-headed punk.

Sasori, 'the read-headed punk,' chuckled to himself. "So feisty," he murmured with a smile playing on his lips. He started down the hallway and something flashed in his eyes. "I'll just have to break him."


"So the new dude looks like a chick?" Hidan asked bluntly after Sasori had explained what had happened that morning.

Sasori nodded and leaned back against the windowsill. "Yeah. Blonde, too," he added as he took a pull on a cigarette. He looked out the window and something caught his eye. "Hey… There he is."

"Who, Sasori?" Zet asked. He leaned around Su, his white twin who happened to be sitting on his lap, and looked out the window. "You mean the blonde on with the ponytail?"

"That's him," Sasori confirmed. He flicked his ashes onto the floor and smiled with devilish pleasure. "He's got some fight in him, that one. He seemed ready to beat the shit out of me when I called him a girl." His eyes glinted with indecent thoughts. "I'm gonna see how long that'll last." With that, he dropped the butt of his cigarette on the floor and smashed it with the heel of his shoe.

"Just don't kill him, Sasori," Pein warned. "We've already got that bitch Tsunade riding our asses from last time."

"Sure, sure, whatever."