This little idea was inspired my friend Wolf.

Disclaimer: Random Nemesis does not own Star Wars, or Guitar Hero.

Guitar Hero: Darth Vader Edition


All was silent in Darth Vader's chambers aboard the Executor

Until a certain dark lord slid into the room wearing a suit of black armor with a light pink shirt, underwear, socks, and a plastic guitar over his armor.

"Just Take Those Old Records Off The Shelf!"

Darth Vader attempted to kick his leg into the air, but as we all know, he isn't very flexible.

"I'll sit and listen to them by myself!"

Darth Vader jumped backward, as he shredded on the purple plastic guitar.

"Today's music ain't got the same soul!"

Darth Vader's helmet bobbed up down with the beat of the music.

"I love that old time rock and roll!"

Now Darth Vader's foot was tapping with the beat of the music.

"Don't even take me to a disco!"

Darth Vader jumped onto the coffee table, mouthing the lyrics.

"I won't even get out on the floor!"

Darth Vader banged his gloved fist onto the guitar, oblivious to anything but the music.

"Today's music ain't got the same soul!"

Darth Vader jumped into the air and then landed on his knees.

"I love that old time rock and roll!"

Darth Vader sighed now that the song was over. Turning around, he saw the blue ghostly from of his former master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. The look on Obi-Wan's face was a mixture of amusement and shock.

"Just wait until I tell Yoda," the ghost of Obi-Wan was now snickering.

"Hey, wait," Darth Vader raced over to the ghost, but Obi-Wan had already vanished. "Blast it all."