I DO NOT OWN LITTLE BIG PLANET.
Little big planet ch4; the carnival.
Our felt friends are shown at a beach type place.
En: howd we even get here?
Jay: don't question the plot.
Carnival queen: we have been waiting, we even got a float reserved for you. You just got to decorate it.
Carnival queen: why don't you visit the other curadors too.
Jay and sg: works for me.
En : I still cant believe its over…..
Jay: then we can all go home.
En: but my parents vanished.
Sg: and mine kicked me out.
Jay: oh…. Sorry…. Mine are dead.
En; so we are all orphans?
Sg: well our age is never explained….
Director: aye you two and that other guy!
En: why me…..
Director: get the award to the top for the picture.
Director: now wake ron by pulling his fingers.
Jay uses an air horn and ron wakes up.
Sg: that saved us time….
Director: good now heres a swimsuit for your float.
Then they reach a clock themed float.
Hans: gutentah sack people. Fix mine clock!
Jay: en you do it.
En: figures send the one with glasses…..
En gets the clock working.
Hans: thanks heres a cowbell for your float.
En takes the cowbell.
Jay: well see ya.
The 3 leave.
Hans: id fall aslewp, but I still have nightmares.
They come upon funubis and his pet bird.
Funubis: you dig for oil!
Bird: your souls are mine mortals.
En: did anyone notice the demonic bird.
Jay comes back covered in dirt carrying a shovel.
Sg: how do we get it out?
Shows en in a hamster wheel type thing.
En: I "pant" hate my "pant" life!
Sg: come on!
Sg takes funubis' bird ant puts it behind en.
Bird: I will eat your children.
En runs faster than sonic on caffeine.
Bird: lets play soccer…. With your skull.
Sg: that bird is creepy.
Jay leans over the hole and oil starts gushing out sending him in mid air.
Sg: hold on ill get something for you to land on.
En: man that was close.
Jay lands on en.
Funubis: here have some feathers for the float.
Jay takes the feathers.
Jay: much obliged.
Funubis : say goodbye to the nice people.
Bird: your mother plays card games in heck.
Jay: that is a creepy bird.
Carnival queen: those will do great on the float.
Shows a white float with a large picture of a sack person on it.
Jay(in link's voice): well I guess we better get going.
After putting the stuff on the float the 3 decide to do some carnival related things so as not to bore you im gunna run infomercials.
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Our 3 heroes are shown returning with carnival based merchandise(use your imagination).
Jay: ok lets find the other curadors.
They come across a dirty lamp.
Genie's voice: help im stuck and the sticker doesn't work, try giving it a scrub.
Sg: well there is a brush over there.
Shows a bunch of fire and platforms.
En: we need a better plan…..
Jay: I gots it!
Jay uses en as a washcloth and uses the sticker on the lamp freeing the genie.
Genie: thanks take this red rug roll.
Jay: try saying that 10 times fast.
They come upon emperor sario.
Sario: greetings sack jay and en. Im not a villain. I need you to set off fireworks, my mother wont let me.
Sg: ill do it Chinese person of almost unrecognizable gender that is totally not a villain.
Jay: say hows the dragon.
Sario: oh hes good infact his eggs hatched I brought pictures.
Sario hands them pictures.
Jay and en: aaaaaaaaawwwwww cute.
Sg ziplines in.
Sg: did it.
Sario: thanks heres use of my personal driver.
Driver: im crazy!
En: now what?
Jay: to the fat Australian guy!
YOU SAID THE A WORD!
They reach the mystic.
Mystic: gday sack jay and his 2 friends I have yet to meet.
En: we need one last thing for our float.
Mystic: you can check the crocks… mate.
Sg: awesome we get to wrestle some gators!
Sg: yeah those two.
They reach a crocodile with a didgeridoo in its mouth.
Sg: score im gunna get that now. Here aligator…
The gator eats her.
Sg(inside the gator): ew it smells and there is no light. Hey cool a psp.
Jay: don't worry ill get you out of that gator!
The crocodile eats him.
Jay(inside the gator): en help your our only hope! Cool another psp.
En: cowardly instincts….. Activating…. Must run…. Away…..
Gator: im no alligator im a crocodile! Kill!
En: no ill save them or die trying on my feat. Now what would the author do…..
En: I got it!
En runs over to the aligator.
En: I AM A MAN!
En punches it in the gut.
Crocodile: oh noes!
It explodes yet jay and sg are somehow ok.
Jay: but effective….
En: I did it! I found courage!
Insert final fantasy fanfare here.
Sg: well lets put this stuff on the float!
Jay: right lets move.
They put the stuff on the float.
Carnival queen: this looks great now hurry the parade is starting!
The float is shown moving and a crowd of people are watching.
En: so this is what its like to have pride….
Sg: woot! Awesome adventure!
Jay: its like a dream come true…..
They reach a stage and get off the float.
Carnival queen: and the winner of best float is… jay en and sg!
The 3: woot!
Bird: may their souls boil in the pits of demise!
Jay: we won!
A large trophy is handed to them by a human hand.
En: so… where do we go from here?
Jay: I say we stick together! All in favor.
En and sg: aye!
Jay: then its agreed we face whatever the author throws at us together.
All 3: TOGETHER!
Mystic- continued to do whatever it is he does.
Sario- started an age of peace and prosperity with the help of its new dragon guardians.
Genie- started a rug company using monkey labor.
Funubis- continued making parks with is demonic bird.
Hans glock- continued making clocks with his sons and they studder each time they hear the word predator.
The director- made a hit movie starring Will Smith and George Lopez.
Me: eventually took over Australia but until then I write stories.
You: whatever your doing now.
Jay is shown walking through the down under until he reaches a house.
Jay: ah finally home.
Jay enters and sg is shown at the stove cooking something.
Sg: hey jay.
Jay: hey sg wheres en?
En comes down the stairs.
En: your back.
Jay: yep now whats for dinner?
Jay's voiceover: the mystic managed to get us a house in the down under. So we now live together. Its got a field nearby so that's good. Anyways whatever is thrown at us, we will face it…. Together….
The bird appears in front of the end.
Bird: hail saton!
Ok now it's THE END.