The Abandoned Gold Mine

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...I honestly have no words of wisdom describing this beauty of a fanfic. Let's just say, this is four chapters long, and is going to be quite a nice treat. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen!

Disclaimer: Everything in this entire story all belongs to Nintendo.

It was a dark, stormy Saturday night in the middle of June. Waluigi was being dragged by two of the youngest Super Smash Brothers boys, Ness the PSI using teenage boy and Popo the teenage, blue-colored parka wearing eskimo. The trio of unlikely Nintendo characters were far, far away from the safety of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, towards the far deserted corner of the northwest as they were heading towards an abandoned gold mine formerly owned by one of the richest men in Nintendo City. The three were currently running

"Come on, it'll be fun!" Ness shouted back to Waluigi as he pulled the tall, lanky man by the left arm with his left hand, giggling with glee as he placed his right hand over his mouth.

"No!" Waluigi shouted back as he tried pulling away from both Ness and Popo, but sadly, the boys' grips were too strong for him to break out. "Why did I bother coming with you two losers, anyway!"

"Because you promised us that we would have a fun time after rescuing your Glameow!" Popo explained as he, too, was giggling, pulling Waluigi's right arm with his right hand.

"And besides, it's not like you have anything better to do," Ness commented shortly afterwards.

Waluigi growled as he rolled his eyes back.

"Think of all the good times we'll have!" Popo shouted back as he started skipping along instead of running.

"No." Waluigi simply retorted in a low monotone voice as it started to rain, the thunder booming loudly as white lightning flashed the dark stormy skies.

"You're not going to agree with us, are you?" Ness retread cutely as he looked back at Waluigi, blinking several times.

"Not a chance." Waluigi barked back, causing him to groan further as he continued struggling to pull away.

Ness and Popo briefly stopped dead in their tracks as they looked at each other, wondering something as they shrugged it off. They turned around, big wide, happy-go-lucky smiles amongst their cute, anime-like faces as Waluigi's right eye twitched.

"Well... thanks for coming with us anyway, Waluigi." Popo replied as he blew a kiss to the multi-talented, purple-clad construction/plumbing man.

"It's really great that you agreed to join us!" Ness chirped as he jumped up and down with glee several times.

Waluigi shook his head slowly with dismay as he continued groaning. "Yeah yeah, let's just get this stupid plot over with..."

Popo and Ness cheered as they body slammed each other, giggling as they continued dashing towards the western direction, with Waluigi screaming as he was pulled forward, his lanky legs moving more than ever before. The three characters were in front of an abandoned gold mine. Waluigi folded his arms as he observed the area closely, while Popo and Ness ran forward, pushing aside the empty mine carts as they giggled with glee. However, Waluigi looked closer to his left, seeing something sparkling in the dark. He moved slowly close to it, screaming as he was suddenly pulled straight into the darkness.

Popo and Ness stopped in their tracks as they heard Waluigi's scream, turning around and gasping in horror to not see him there. Looking at each other, they nodded in unison as they dashed into the hole, screaming as they tumbled downwards. With every single bump, Popo and Ness screamed as the sight of light from above disappeared, being completely surrounded in pitch black. The two young boy Smashers landed at the very bottom of the bizarre abyss, groaning as they rubbed their butts in pain.

"That was a rough fall..." Ness groaned in pain as he sniffled a bit, looking at his injured butt.

Popo shook his head as he rubbed the back of his head with his right head, turning behind him as he gasped. "I know we're both down here, but where's Waluigi?"

Silence. After several seconds, Ness and Popo screamed in agony as they held onto each other, trembling with fright as they had no idea what to do.