Me: Hello people, I have a story about Seto Kaiba's 17th birthday.

Mana: RyouxMana4eva doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Star Wars!

Ryou: Cause if she did, the world would end. Like yaoi would rule the world, or something similar to that.

Me: Shut up or I'll turn you into a chibi again.

Ryou: NO NOT THE YELLOW SQUIGGLY LINES AG-GAIN! (lol LITTLEKURIBOH and British accents)

This is my first fic, so read and review! All Seto fangirls must leave immediately for there is serious Seto bashing!

Happy birthday to you! YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SETO!

Seto: Oh great I feel so loved. Now where's my present?

Yami: Me first! Here you go Seto!

Seto opens Yami's gift and pulled out a Darth Vader costume.

Seto: What the-? What do you think of me, 2?

Yami: Maybe, that's from me, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Tea.

Seto: Gee, thanks…

Joey: no problem you snotty brat!

Seto: I'll pretend I never heard that.

Mana: Me next, me next!

Seto: OK, OK! Just don't have a spaz attack!

Seto opens it to find…

Seto: What the-? A light saber? Where do you guys get these things?

Mana: EBay. That's from me, Ryou, and Bakura!

Seto: Not asking why.

Malik: Open mine now Seto.

Seto opens it to find a star wars movie collection.

Seto: OK, you guys are trying to make me a star wars addict. Are you?

All: Maybeeeeeee…

Malik: That's from me and Marik.

All: PUT ON THE DARTH VADER COSTUME NOW! PUT IT ON! PUT IT ON!

Seto: (growling) Whatever. *puts it on*

The room becomes silent for a long time.

Mana: My Seto, you look rather… dashing.

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: shut up. I can kill you all cause I have money, so I can screw the rules. ( From LITTLEKURIBOH)

The room goes dead quiet for a full 10 minutes.

Ryou: Ok, Ok. We'll stop, just don't kill us. What about you Green?

(Green is my brother's character)

Green: Here ya go! It's a guitar! w

Seto: Green, it's a spade.

Green: It's a guitar!

Seto: A spade!

Green: A Guitar!

Seto: A SPADE!

Green: I… Said… It's… A… GUITAR!

Green smashes the "guitar" on Seto's head. Seto faints.

Green: oh… it was a spade. Oh well. Happy b-day Seto!

FINISH

Me: Not too shabby for my first short fanfic.

Ryou: Lol, Seto got smashed on the head -w-

Mana: Lol, he's unconscious on his birthday!

Me: Right… please review! Arigato!