W/N - Inspired by Jen's lovely parody. Sung to The Producers, Springtime for Hitler.

Cast: Saren, Benezia, and a bunch of Geth.

Other malarkey - Ran 7 miles, swam 1/2 mile, weights, Iaido practice.

Mass Effect - The Musical

CHORUS:
Galaxy was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Reapers needed a new leader to restore
Their former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that turian be?
We looked around and then we found
The turian for you and me

LEAD TENOR GETH TROOPER:
*squeak, beepy beepy boop* (translated as)

And now it's...
Springtime for Saren and the Geth
Heretic Station is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the machine race!
Springtime for Saren and the Geth
Haestrom's a fine world once more!
Springtime for Saren and the Geth
Watch out, Citadel
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Saren and the Geth...

CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR GETH TROOPER:
Winter for Noveria and Feros!

CHORUS AND GETH TROOPER:
Springtime for Saren and the Geth!

CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

GETH TROOPER:
Come on, Geth
Go into your dance!

GETH TROOPER "Rick":
I was born a Heretic and that is why they call me Rick.

GETH TROOPER "Bob":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Reaper party!

BENEZIA:
Saren is coming, Saren is coming, Saren is coming!

GETH TROOPER "Rick":
Yay, Old Machines!

GETH TROOPER "Bob":
Yay, Old Machines!

LEAD TENOR GETH TROOPER:
Yay, Old Machines!
Springtime for Saren and the Geth

ALL:
Yay, Old Machines!

SAREN:
Yay myself
Yay to me
I'm the turian
Who's out to change our history
Yay myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Rogue Spectre in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

CHORUS:
Yes, you do!

SAREN:
If you're looking for a war, here's Revenge of the Reapers!
Yay myself
Raise your can of oil