Greetings, hombre! My name is Wex Major. The narrator for this classic episode of That 90s Show. I don't own a damn thing except this fanfic that was made a long time ago, but never got the chance to show its colors until now. And to take note, That 90s Show's premises takes place around when, the 1990s. When I was at the top of my game. When Homer Simpson, Lenford Leonard, Carlton Carlson, Morris Syzslak (who didn't have an ugly face back then due to plastic surgery), Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenneth McCormick, Jonas Zebeth, Lucien Sanchez & Thornton Reed were a part of a band of jolly friends named: The Here & Now Gang. Tonight's episode will only feature five of us in this gang, as we desperately free an Orca whale who yearns for freedom as any man would, and deal with unemployment from Deep Space Nine at the time. And in this episode, you'll also get a glimpse or two of in-the-fanfic interviews with myself, the Here and Now Gang, and interviews with special guests like Randolph Johnson, Rae Lindley, Vanessa Lindley, Dial Ironside, Wade Hansen, Dwight Mercer, Quark, Miles O'Brien, Clancy Wiggum, and others.

So hombre, sit back and be amazed by pure 90s nostalgia that this episode of That 90s Show has to offer. Now you're probably grabbing out your Tuna Helper from the stove and a can of Coca-Cola from the fridge.

Most of all... Bon Apetit!