1. I shall not take the Fellowship to a Ren Fair.

2. Gollum does not have MPD…

3. Nor is he prejudiced against fat people.

4. The One Ring is not "bling".

5. I shall not lead the Gondorian Army to storm the Black Gates while singing " We Will Rock You"…

6. I will not call Galadriel " Islanzardi".

7. I will make no 300 references while in battle.

8. The Barlog is not the Destroyer from Tlos. Any resemblance is entirely coincidental.

9. Gandalf is not Merlin.

10. Sauron did not get served.