I Facebooked Your Mum (Part II)

Jane Volturi you know when your just chillin in your room and out of nowhere Aro comes along and accuses you of stealing his furry leopard print snuggie in a welsh accent...

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Alec Volturi ...no.

Jane Volturi shutup alec.

Alec Volturi pardon me for breathing.

Jane Volturi typing actually.

Felix Volturi don't tell any1 but i took the snuggie because it makes me happy. :')

Alec Volturi ^^^^^^ sorry wot?

Jane Volturi LOL FAIL!

Heidi Volturi NOTIFICATIONS!

Edward Cullen hey betches.

Jane Volturi stfu and get the hell out of here you drag queen.

Edward Cullen what i only came on here for the gossip, and i get a total beating for it.

Rosalie Hale HELL TO THE NO! Edward did you nick my Twilight Rose nail varnish? That's my posh Dior one!

Jane Volturi BAHAHA is he even more on the turn?

Rosalie Hale well duh.

Edward Cullen *blushes* rosiee i'm only borrowing for tonight and then i'll give it back to you tomorrow. :')

Felix Volturi oooh and your gonna borrow bella's pink frock and rosalie's wig and lippy and hit the town...

Edward Cullen ACTUALLY it's alice's pink frock so don't be silly.

Jane Volturi this is getting wierd now...

Heidi Volturi AHEM NOTIFICATIONS!

Jane Volturi shutup heidi.

Heidi Volturi urm are you starting on me again Jane. You know what happened last time...

Aro Volturi it's nice to see i'm becoming quite popular on this social networking website! you know, getting BookFace wasn't such a bad idea after all!

Jane Volturi *facepalm*

Alec Volturi *Facebook...

Aro Volturi Felix you big buffoon! You could've told me and I'd have ordered two snuggies! I ordered another one today, it's a rainbow leopard one! I bet you are jealous! ;)

Felix Volturi ah deffo mate! can i keep this one then?

Aro Volturi well of course! OH I KNOW! why don't you meet me tonight and we can have a midnight feast in our snuggies and watch Heidi!

Jane Volturi ...

Heidi Volturi WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCH HEIDI! MY LIFE IS NOT A PORNO!

Felix Volturi you dick he means the film. YEAH i really wanna see it! they like eat loads of cheese and stuff, it looks sick man! tonight at midnight, i'll be sure to bring my snuggie!

Jane Volturi ...

Two minutes later

Jane Volturi the whole world has gone absolutely fucking mad. snuggies? Heidi? Twilight Rose nail varnish? WHAT THE HELLLL!

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Voldemort has anyone seen my nose?

Felix Volturi up ur arse.

Voldemort i beg your pardon?

Felix Volturi like i sed, up ur arse.

Dumbledore that's a bit rude don't you think?

Voldemort YOU'RE DEAD! :(

Dumbledore oh well excuuuuuuuse me. well u know what? i kno wen i'm not wanted. :'(

Harry Potter oh my! voldemort is back! don't worry guys, i'm here to save the day! (as fucking usual)

Hagrid HARRY! YOU'RE A WIZARD!

Harry Potter alakazammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Neville 'I Like Cake' hi guys!

Jane Volturi can everyone above gtfo my page. no one cares about harry potter.

Ginny 'Ginger' Weasley I'M PREGNANT WITH HARRY'S BABYYYYYYY!

Jane Volturi WHO CARES? it'll be fugly anyway.

Harry Potter YAYYYYY!

Jane Volturi you wizards are so fucking weird. harry potter sucks. VAMPIRES FOREVERR!

Seth Clearwater FINALLY! A BABY I CAN IMPRINT ON!

Jane Volturi that's disgusting.

Seth Clearwater oh so it's okay for Jacob to be a peodophile but not me?

Jane Volturi you dawgs sicken me.

Twenty seconds later

Seth Clearwater is now in a relationship with Harry and Ginny 'Ginger' Potter's baby.

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