Disclaimer: NOT SM...NOT THE OWNER OF TWILIGHT...OR ANY OF ITS PROPERTIES...I ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CAPS...AWKWARD...MOVING ON NOW!
Alrighty...the long awaited bashing of our nasty little main character...WOOT! Wow...I am cap crazy today...WOOPS...did it again...
Isabella Marie Swan-Cullen
In BD (Breaking Dawn...you perverts...or at least my sister who is reading over this as I type it) Bella decided while on Isle Esme, that, (in the book quote) "Shaving my legs again might be a good idea"...Might I ask WHEN they were last shaved? Just a HORRIBLE thought.
Bella wants to defend Jacob...and yet...never cares enough to even be WILLING to date him...and then just heads over to his house and makes him hurt mentally...as if the physical injuries he sustained less then 23 pages back (in Eclipse by the way), from the Newborn attack (whether it was Leah's fault for the injury or not...true she charged in like a moron, but nothing would have happened had Bella never went to a stupid baseball game in the first place), What does that rant mean? Sports, vampires, and humans so clumsy they should be confined to a stretcher(which she was mostly) should NEVER mix.
Vampire-human relationships (outside of FOOD) seldom work...James for example tried to eat her...somehow she defied the odds...and got to watch James AND Victoria...and her little plaything Riley all get killed...two out of three times she was conscious and just watched...creepy little woman/vampire stalker/demon mother/HORRENDOUS actress/heart breaker/blood sucking woman...(hmm with that last bit she sounds like..._...(Fill in the blank please)...it still sounds like Bella...or Kstew...or one Angelina Jolie) (but that is a rant for another time)
Well...I can (and will) always find a new issue with Bella...but the worst one I still find...is the fact that she willingly risked her life, JUST to see visions (which she never even had...the director of New Moon was TRASH for that point...all she did was hear the voice) of one Edward Cullen...cliff diving, learning to ride motorcycles (trying to do as much harm as possible to good old mother-earth when she hit the ground off of the first failed attempt)...and multiple other issues.
She changes her side more times than angry fan-girls...(Edward, "Not"Jacob, Edward, "Not"Jacob, Edward, (The wedding) Edward, "Not"Jacob...and yet dance with him more then customary...and then break the socially disturbed little wolf thing, even MORE, just because she doesn't want to let him go...now she is cruel, heartless and even MORE of a home-wrecker...
I only had five for Bella...mostly because each of these I tried to think up on my own (I did NOT try and copy anything anyone else wrote/complained or talked about recently)