"What should we call him?"
Sasuke eyed her. "She's still high from the pain meds," he muttered, brushing her off.
"No I'm not," Hinata protested.
"Yes you are." Sasuke thoughtfully paused. "Let's name him Fugaku."
His wife's eyes became suspiciously wet. "Our c-cat's name is Fugaku."
"We're n-n-not n-naming the b-baby after our c-c-cat!"
"We'll get rid of the cat."
"W-why are you doing this? I just gave b-birth to your ch-child!"
"Fine. Sasaki then," Sasuke muttered sarcastically, though Tsunade took him quite literally and noted this on the birth certificate. Sasuke stared at her in horror as the document disappeared in a poof of smoke.
Hinata sniffed, wiping her eyes on her sleeve. "O-okay. So what should we n-name the girl?"
"I want a divorce."
Author's Note: Thanks for following my light, short-chaptered, daily-updated thingy. It was really fun, all your feedback was awesome, and it was very good practice. Maybe I'll do it again some day. Thanks again! I love you all! -cries and blubbers-