The Donut Hour

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Wow. Just wow. It's been how long since I made an original story that continues? Oh well, enjoy, folks.

Disclaimer: Everything in this story belong to Nintendo. (And SEGA.)


It was a normal day in the happy-go-lucky world of Nintendo.

And by normal, I mean bat-shit insane.

Toon Link sighed as he closed his eyes, rubbing his stomach, which was growling loudly at him. Waluigi, who was on a walk for his own pleasure, noticed this, and he approached the young Hylian boy, folding his arms as he oddly stared at Toon Link.

"...What's with you?" Waluigi asked after several seconds, tilting his head to the right. "You look like some ogre came and destroyed your home. Maybe a swamp, even."

Toon Link's stomach growled again, prompting Toon Link to open his eyes and look up at Waluigi with a disgruntled grunt. "...I'm hungry. Couldn't my stomach be the obvious clue, you brainless piece of liver stew?"

Waluigi twitched his right eye as he took a step back. "Jeeze, aren't you a little perky today..."

"Who you callin' perky?" Toon Link shouted back as he pulled out his Master Sword, holding it as he growled.

Waluigi continued eyeing Toon Link, rolling his eyes as he simply laughed. "Go ahead, shrimpy. But I'll knock your ass so far back you won't even feel it."

"I'm going to make you eat those words!" Toon Link shouted as he attempted a swipe at Waluigi, but was kicked in the peanuts. Toon Link's precious peanuts dropped heavily onto the ground, being picked on tenderly by the nearby Popo, who was enjoying its saltiness. Toon Link moaned weakly as he dropped his Master Sword, rubbing his privates as he failed to cover his bag of peanuts.

Waluigi laughed as he pointed at Toon Link, shaking his right index finger at the wounded young boy. "See, kid? What did I tell you?" He shrugged as he turned around, walking away. "You don't stand a chance against me. You-" Waluigi was suddenly hit in the face by a bright, delicious sweet jelly-filled donut, landing on his back as the jelly donut sat on his face.

Toon Link blinked for several seconds, before bursting into laughter as he pulled his pants up, pointing at Waluigi. "Who's perky now, long legs?" He continued laughing as several chocolate donuts fell on him, essentially burying him.

The time has come.