Me: hey peeps. Another super random fanfic I am twisting from a video from youtube. It's called darth vader's secret. Enjoy!
Marik: she owns nadda. She don't own yugioh, Hannah Montana, or starbucks.
5 4 3 2 1 GO!
Season 0 theme~ kawaii ka, ni nite… ok I forgot the lyrics… sorry.
Ryou walked casually into Seto's private StarBucks Shoppe. He grabbed a white chocolate mocha and sat with the gang.
Mana: I'm bored.
Ryou: yeah me too.
Yugi: hey I know what to do!
~3 seconds later~
Yugi: Ok, I lost it. Hey, everyone has a secret, right?
Joey: I guess, heh, well I do, heh.
Yugi: So Seto must have secrets too, so why don't we find out what it is? By spying on him!
Malik: yeah, lets take his blueberry pie. Heh, good idea man.
Ryou: NO! he meant to get his secrets Malik!
~3 minutes later, Seto's room.~
Mana: Ryou, you go in.
Ryou: Why me?
Ryou: ( blushing) Whatever you say.
As Ryou went in, he saw Seto's trunk and looked through it. There was nothing but clothes.
Ryou: dumb CEO, does he really just have-?
(in Seto's bathroom) "Nobody's perfect, I'm gonna work it! Let's… ummm… I forget.
Ryou: oh my gosh! Seto likes… Hannah Montana? I have to get out of here! (turns head to the right and sees a Hannah Montana poster) O…k… that freaked the crap out of me, and I feel all weird inside. Man, I gotta get outta here.
Seto: Ah! What a beautiful day! Now to check on Mr. Boo Boo. My favorite little chicken.
Ryou: oh bugger, I… I gotta hide! No, wait, I'll just act like a Barbie doll or something. He's too stupid to notice that.
As Ryou stood beside his desk, Seto went to his trunk and pressed a secret button. He then pulled out a chicken leg.
Seto: Hello Mr. Boo Boo, how's my little chicken? Are you ok huh? Are you ok? Yes you are! Yes you are!
Ryou: What the, Mr. Boo Boo? I need to get out of here! And why in the world was he bloody talking to a bloody chicken? I need to get the bloody hell out of here.
~5 minutes later, at StarBucks. Yeah, coffee, yeah. Sorry.
Ryou: (panting) Guys, guess what, Seto likes… Hannah Montana!
Joey: OMG! I do too! I didn't know we had so much in common!
Malik: Ok, dude, are you on medications, or totally crazy?
Joey: Ummm… Maybe.
Yugi: Hey Malik, let's beat the crap outta him!
Malik: already there.
While Malik and Yugi beat the crap outta Joey, Mana went over to Ryou.
Mana: Thanks for going. I bet it was awful.
Ryou: it was.
Mana smiled and rabbed his shirt and kissed him passionately, leaving Ryou hyper ventilating.