So. This is my new brilliant idea. It's just dialogue so I hope you don't get lost but I think it's easy to figure out who's talking. Hermione is a little less high strung and Draco...is wandering around Muggle London.

"Yes. I know, Mom. Yeah. Mhm. Okay, I got it. Ye-"

"You realize that it's very impolite to have a conversation on public transit, right?"

"Hold on a sec Mom. Just wh- Malfoy?"

"Yes. One and the same."

"Bye mom. *click* Malfoy?"

"Feel free to stop repeating my name now, Granger."

"But, what are you doing?"

"Taking the transit. Chewing gum. Breathing. Educating people like yourself on public etiquette."

"That's not what I meant."

"Oh really? Well, what other meanings are there for 'what are you doing?' have been discovered?"

"You know full and well I meant what are you doing in London."

"Did I?"


"No need to raise your voice, Granger. Manners."

"I have manners, thank you very much."

"I'm sure. Talking on your phone on a crowded bus, shouting at innocent men- you're a saint."

"Well, you're one to talk. Just how do you come of- wait. You're avoiding the question."

"What question?"

"You're still a prick, I see."

"And your hair is still bushy."

"It is NOT."

"And this is my stop. See you around Granger."

"HEY! Get back here!"


"Fine. Be that way. Oi! Get this door open!"

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