This poem is dedicated to my fellow Star Wars fans at camp, Cassidy and Beka. I heard a poem like this and decided to make a poem all about Anakin and Obi-Wan. THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL POEM. It's more of drabble. Freestyle, if you will.

Here I go…

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, or Count Chocula.


Anakin Skywalker is so cool

You'd be a fool not to think Anakin Skywalker is so cool

He's much more awesome than Obi-Wan Kenobi

Just face it, Anakin is second to only Jesus in coolness

Well, Jesus and maybe Chuck Norris

But not Obi-Wan, because it's not as if anyone likes him or anything

It's because Anakin is incredibly wise and can jump extraordinarily high

What did Obi-Wan do? I'll tell you: nothing!

Darth Maul and Count Dooku do not count

Everyone in the galaxy far, far away likes Anakin better and Obi-Wan knows it

Anakin listens to his superiors, controls his temper, and contains his testosterone

Anakin Skywalker is just so, so cool, even more than Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan may have obliterated a hard core Sith, but Anakin decapitated Count Chocula!

How cool is that?

It's cooler than Ferris Bueller, that's what

Why try to be an ordinary Jedi like Obi-Wan when you can be a cocky douche bag like Anakin?

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

The point is, Anakin is awesome. I know it, you know it, Obi-Wan knows it, and Chuck Norris knows it

So when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Anakin in the head because Anakin is threatening him, everyone will realize that Obi-Wan is now the coolest Jedi alive

Who liked it? And who actually read the title?

The absence of periods is intentional.