This poem is dedicated to my fellow Star Wars fans at camp, Cassidy and Beka. I heard a poem like this and decided to make a poem all about Anakin and Obi-Wan. THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL POEM. It's more of drabble. Freestyle, if you will.
Here I go…
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, or Count Chocula.
Anakin Skywalker is so cool
You'd be a fool not to think Anakin Skywalker is so cool
He's much more awesome than Obi-Wan Kenobi
Just face it, Anakin is second to only Jesus in coolness
Well, Jesus and maybe Chuck Norris
But not Obi-Wan, because it's not as if anyone likes him or anything
It's because Anakin is incredibly wise and can jump extraordinarily high
What did Obi-Wan do? I'll tell you: nothing!
Darth Maul and Count Dooku do not count
Everyone in the galaxy far, far away likes Anakin better and Obi-Wan knows it
Anakin listens to his superiors, controls his temper, and contains his testosterone
Anakin Skywalker is just so, so cool, even more than Obi-Wan
Obi-Wan may have obliterated a hard core Sith, but Anakin decapitated Count Chocula!
How cool is that?
It's cooler than Ferris Bueller, that's what
Why try to be an ordinary Jedi like Obi-Wan when you can be a cocky douche bag like Anakin?
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
The point is, Anakin is awesome. I know it, you know it, Obi-Wan knows it, and Chuck Norris knows it
So when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Anakin in the head because Anakin is threatening him, everyone will realize that Obi-Wan is now the coolest Jedi alive
Who liked it? And who actually read the title?
The absence of periods is intentional.